Jade

Human mom. Dog mom. Teacher mom.

[Jade @jaaadeface]

The thought of this presidency as an episode of Drunk History just really keeps me going.

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@realDonaldTrump You spelled "counting" wrong

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@chrissyteigen Scrolling through my feed thought this was the latest GOT episode 🔥

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“3 Mexican Countries.”

Just a reminder that these are the same folks who assert their superiority by belittling the intelligence and good faith of others.
https://t.co/7JA1kCdIoS

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@chrissyteigen Raven very much approves of your recipes, but you could move to rural NH and be our friend anyway

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@TheMadTweeter4 Oh I didn’t make him jump

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@TheMadTweeter4 Because it’s black mirror and they have to make it weird.

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@TheMadTweeter4 ...this sounds weird out loud.

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@TheMadTweeter4 You have to kill dad and chop up body

[Detective Gittes [UNREDACTED] @DetectiveGittes]

The @GOP says "The Democrats don't abide by laws."

Let's look at the scoreboard, folks!

Criminal charges per administration since 1970:

TRUMP: +100 (so far)
OBAMA: 0
GWB: 16
CLINTON: 2
GHWB: 1
REAGAN: 26
CARTER: 1
FORD: 1
NIXON: 76

If you're counting:

R's: 220
D's: 3

🤷

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@TheMadTweeter4 😂

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@FullFrontalSamB

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@realDonaldTrump Oh, so the good guy with the gun didn’t immediately resolve the situation? Shocking. And terribly sad. DO SOMETHING.

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@PressSec And you think he spreads fake news 🙄🙄🙄thank u, next.

[Jade @jaaadeface]

#remembermedifferent @natasharothwell

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@chrissyteigen Omg she photoshopped her face on instead 😂

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@FullFrontalSamB

[Jade @jaaadeface]

@FullFrontalSamB Ace Ventura and Snowflake

[Jade @jaaadeface]

I’m looking for Ray Finkle...and a clean pair of shorts. @JimCarrey

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Saying that more guns will cure mass shootings is like saying more cigarettes will cure lung cancer.