james 👽🎶

people tell me I wear too much tie dye

[nico (inactive) @dehyedration]

I made a carrd with all the ways to help I could find to make it even easier to do your part!! It only takes 5 seconds to help make change. #BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloyd
https://t.co/1ohWe1ni2i

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

My favorite part of Christmas decorations is when it’s windy and people’s reindeers fall over

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

overthinking saying hi to someone you really admire so you dont say hi at all.. thats Peak Anxiety Culture

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

@liv_wick @Sheesh_Meish can verify taylor ham and wawa with absolute certainty

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

can everybody look at Catt Damon today on a totally normal, incident free car ride where everything was fine and he definitely didn’t hulk his way out of his carrier

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

@liv_wick this was a wild ride

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

A favorite, this one

[NPR @NPR]

JUST IN: Poet Mary Oliver has died at 83. Oliver won the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award for poems about nature and animals which made her one of this country’s best-selling poets. To be understood, poetry "mustn't be fancy," she once told NPR.
https://t.co/tEUiwq4pck

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

There is no group of people more complimentary than the middle school teachers I am friends with on Facebook

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

I don’t think I’ll ever reach “adulthood” until my omelet stays an omelet and doesn’t turn into scrambled eggs

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

I mean
I know it’s pronounced “Ree-sehz pieces”
But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop saying “Ree-sea’s pea-sea’s”

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

Down for everyone changing their names for spooky season but now I don’t know whose tweets I’m reading

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

On today’s date in history, I powered through a severe misspelling of the word “language” and ended up with this mess

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

Even with my limited knowledge of real estate, i know people in movies should stop buying houses on/near hills since that’s clearly where all the spooky stuff goes on #residentialneighborhoodplz

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i told my brother i was afraid i keep leaving home to chase things bc it means that i keep creating distance w who i love, and he said that u have to leave to come back, that without leaving, u cant share whats out there. i thought “but what if u dont come back” but didnt say it

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

I spent all day today with a bunch of 5th graders and I learned more about Fortnite than I thought I’d ever know

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

when I was in 3rd grade, I did a whole report on why cheetahs were tied for my favorite animal (with otters) so I am pretty excited about the pet cheetah song. hashtag trench

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

@YoLisaYoLisaYo we have fingers for a reason, lisa

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

Hard to explain the difference between “hear” and “listen”

[james 👽🎶 @jaaaferrari]

I do my best baking and thinking after midnight

[Cher @cher]

I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry.
It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye