champagne of beers socialist

people who love reuben sandwiches are like ayyyyyy lemme get the reuben 😭🥪

[champagne of beers socialist @jaaahhnn]

The Prophets after The Arbiter told them that the Pillar of Autumn was able to slip through his grasp and Master Chief subsequently destroyed one of the Halos

[champagne of beers socialist @jaaahhnn]

@kerionmywayward My goodness

[CAYIMBY’s communal bag of 85% baby laxative @lst156]

If a single apartment needs $10,000 in work, a landlord has been neglecting that property for a very, very long time

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[MLB @MLB]

.@NoahKahan what do you know about poop & Citizens Bank Park?

[champagne of beers socialist @jaaahhnn]

Paraguay

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

James Carville's net worth is $6M and he's married to a Republican strategist who was a top advisor to Dick Cheney. They both profit from the status quo of us not being able to afford health care, rent, child care and education.

[NikTek @NikTek]

Shareholders are the worst thing that ever happened to gaming

[champagne of beers socialist @jaaahhnn]

Glad that a high fiber diet makes it less likely that I will have colon cancer but every time I have dinner like clockwork my ass feels like it needs to explode 30 minutes after I’m done eating

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Bill Maher: Darializa Avila Chevalier is patient zero for the woke mind virus, DSA candidates are alienating real America and associating with them will blow it for Democrats in November

Bill Maher [4 days later] join me while I smoke weed with America’s most famous pedophile

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

"the government should be run like a business" is an all time classic of stuff that incredibly dumb people think sounds smart to say

[Joe @electionsjoe]

One vote away from Republicans stealing multiple elections is crazy.

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

“A leader who does not want the crown is the one who deserves it the most”

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years

[champagne of beers socialist @jaaahhnn]

@LauraRbnsn bluesky is down the hall and to the left

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[bum @BattleRapBum]

one of my favorite edits of mine

[Lee Martin @edbebout693]

Ohio’s decline is due primarily to the gerrymandered Republican legislature rewarding stadium owners, failing utilities, evangelicals and others at the expense of regular Ohioans who have lower wages, life expectancy, educational ranking, etc. We vote using invalid maps.