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[ailís ⚭ 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇭🇷 @thegallicshrugs]

in quebec you can't be a teacher if you wear a hijab but the government will fund private religious schools who invite iof soldiers to give "conferences" to their students

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[jasmine 🤎 @jaasminej]

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[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

first time it did this i thought i woke up in hell

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[starr @starrchildx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Goitseone 🧚🏾‍♀️✨ @SimplyGoitse_]

There’s nothing I can do for you in the middle of the night.

[jasmine 🤎 @jaasminej]

Still laughing at how @jarule used Dave Chappelle's "Where is Ja?" bit as an intro to his set on tour. Genius 😭

[mikey @MikeBeLike]

BITCH NEW FUCKING FEAR UNLOCKED YOU BITCHES PLAY TOO MUCH

[jasmine 🤎 @jaasminej]

The scariest part is that it very well SHOULD, but these days you have to wonder will it actually??

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

This will go down in history as one of the most unnecessarily shameful moments in the history of the White House.

[River Page @river_is_nice]

"I knew all the most famous rapists of my generation" is such a crazy way to address this lmao

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

I would pay anything to watch zelenskyy punch jd vance in the face.

[KO Murphy @klcmurphy]

@kaitlancollins They set Zelenskyy up so he can be blamed for the peace talks failing. And now they can give Putin what he wants because he's not the problem.
Disgusting behavior from an American government.

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

I’m not getting paid a penny to promote this Apple Pie but.. damn! 🫠

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

u just have to become stronger im sorry

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

this is actually exactly what happened when i opened my email inbox this morning

[jasmine 🤎 @jaasminej]

Work best friends be like 😂

[jasmine 🤎 @jaasminej]

People who enter airplane washrooms with just their socks on… jail immediately please.