I hate how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.
oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman
girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still move through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that deciding not to fold your laundry the day it’s done is one small decision that leads to a lot more bad decisions, and before you know it, your life is a complete wreck.
one thing i've noticed as a passing trans man about my cis friends is girls will out you to people you don't even know in casual conversation and guys will assume you don't want ANYBODY to know EVER
Bad Bunny Halftime Show: “Diversity is beautiful. Love is stronger than hate”
Kendrick Lamar Halftime Show: “Should I call this nigga a pedophile on the largest stage in television?”
“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
SNL just commented on ICE during Weekend Update:
Michael Che: "I get that ICE agents are people...allegedly...and they have a job to do, but at some point while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop to ask yourself, 'Are we dicks?'"