to diss is to miss 🧡😝

[to diss is to miss 🧡😝 @jaayhey]

Watch good lashes🔥🔥🔥

Dm to schedule ur appointment ‼️

Spaces available for January

[Simon Johnson @guruintraining_]

Mi cant imagine how inna prison hot rn.

No man. Mi nah do ntn fi end up deh so.

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

Because Me shame say me like man.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Yes, that is the real final act of love.

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

Neither. I say 6 a clack.

[Adetutu @badtutuu]

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and say you’re the mother

[dead @_xnes]

know who me hate? people weh call you while ya text….. we nuh done a text? weh the raasss ya call me fah?

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

[makkss🍸 @makedaaliana_]

I'm sorry that Mega Mart is closing down in Portmore but i definitely saw that coming. Megamart is EXTREMELY expensive i'm always shocked when I see people casually grocery shopping there

[Skeng @TheMorrisonView]

Long time I don’t hear a hungry song like bugle used to sing, everybody rich nowadays

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

Yes. Next question.

[Nikhail🎗️|🇯🇲’n @NikhailW]

“In my day $500 JMD could get you multiple patties, a coco bread, a drink and you would still be left with change”

[Natz @nattieculous]

@_Moyy__ “Duck!!! The battyman dem a come”

[Zilara @ItzJust_Ren]

Anno time fi hold up the pray line for man, I need a new job

[refiloe🐘 @SegodiTlour]

Until you lose your job, you'll realise it was never anyone's choice to be unemployed. Life humbles everybody eventually

[Mauroy @mauroytweets]

nobody nuh like travel more than a person wid a newly discovered, highly contagious virus

[Daceᥫ᭡ @xodee876]

You ever get tired of being responsible? Like mi wish mi coulda just live and not care about anything or anyone.

[Marleyy ★ @MarleyyPetite]

And if groceries fi buy and a only Hi-Lo open, mi a ded fi hungry cause dem really a gwaan like them a the susie's of supermarkets.

[Shae Miller @ShaeMill]

Why d man dem who a cut yaad nowadays a ask if dem must rake up wah dem cut??

Who tf must rake it then??? Kmt. That’s why mi cyaa stop dawk.

[Jamaica Constabulary Force @JamaicaConstab]

A High Alert has been activated for 6-year-old Tau Kleio Rodriguez-Fairplay of Gaywood Road, Walthamstow, London, who was reported missing on Thursday, April 09.

She is of brown complexion, medium build and about 104 centimetres (3 feet 6 inches) tall

Reports from the Black River Police are that Tau Kleio was transported to Jamaica by a relative. Tau Kleio was last seen wearing a Pink Coat with butterflies. All efforts to locate her has proven futile.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Tau Kleio Rodriguez-Fairplay is asked to contact the Black River Police 876-965-2232 at, the police emergency 119 number, or the nearest police station.

#HighAlert #Missing