Lil Machete

Reality TV is my therapy

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

#TheBachelor needs to take a page out of #loveisland and have a movie night where they show Joey clips of the girls in the middle of the season so he can confront the mean girls in real time #bachelor #bachelors

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

So did her lawyers tell her to testify so that she can’t be tried bc she’d never get a fair trial after this ? #calebflynn #alleighabotner

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@NYCMayor Agreed! But what about ensuring safety for New Yorkers when exiting their apartment, in general? What about not getting stabbed at 2pm on a Tuesday ? What about going to the bodega safely? What are you doing about that???

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@NYCMayor @NYCMayor let us know if you need us to go back more than 30 days

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@NYCMayor @NYCMayor what’s your local opinion here?

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@withAlvin__ @NYCMayor “ FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX: A SERIES “ I’ll just keep tagging you in case you’re not aware of what goes on locally

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@Crime_In_NYC @NYCMayor “ FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX: A SERIES “ I’ll just keep tagging you in case you’re not aware of what goes on locally

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@Crime_In_NYC @NYCMayor “ FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX …a series “ I’ll just keep tagging you in case you’re not aware of what goes on locally

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@Crime_In_NYC @NYCMayor “ FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX …a series “ I’ll just keep tagging you in case you’re not aware of what goes on locally

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@Crime_In_NYC @NYCMayor “ FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX …a series “ I’ll just keep tagging you in case you’re not aware of what goes on locally

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@JohnMcCloy @NYCMayor “ FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX …a series” I’ll just keep tagging you in case you’re not aware of what goes on locally

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@Crime_In_NYC @NYCMayor “ FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX …a series “ I’ll just keep tagging you in case you’re not aware of what goes on locally….would love for my family to feel safe going to the bodega

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@DailyLoud @NYCMayor I repeat FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@rawsalerts @NYCMayor FOCUS ON FIXING THE BRONX

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

@ABCTheBachelor let me know when y’all want to talk strategy for next season 👀

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

#TheBachelor needs to take a page out of #loveisland and have a movie night where they show Joey clips of the girls in the middle of the season so he can confront the mean girls in real time #bachelor #bachelors

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

Damn, Kenneth was really like “aight, imma bout to head out then” #LoveIsBlind6

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

Chelsea every time jimmy breathes
#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

Not the “needing a breather from sex” #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6

[Lil Machete @jaaypo]

Did Matthew think he was a cop on his first date? “I thought I was going to be the one asking questions here, pshhh” *leaves the room* hello, sir?
Mans thought he was on law & order
#loveisblind #LoveIsBlindS6