jasminew_xo

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Think this could be the first time ever going on holiday and I’m not mad about how I look and that is refreshing 😚😚

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Don’t think I could ever get black out blazin drunk ever again gives me the utter fear how I used to act 🤮 quite borin life is the 1 x

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

28 n still getting id’d n she goes it’s cos of ur height 😭 old face but short then? 😭

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Not to be dramatic but my knee being injured and not being able to go to the gym for anything other than upper has ruined my weekend 😭 literally was so buzzing to do another hyrox sim and I can’t bend my stupid knee 😭

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

I did 1 hyrox of course it’s my full personality now 🤣🤣🤣

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Never needed a week in the sun more doin hee haw but going to the pool bar for cocktails n snacks

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Woke up feeling lean as a bean goin to bed looking pregnant 🥲 literally get 1 day actually not even 1 day 1/2 a day of not being bloated and it’s gone 🥲🥲 F off man why is my stomach so sensitive it’s embarrassing it can’t handle a single bit of food!!!!

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Colins gran is genuinely the most selfless soul on this planet, absolutely adore her ❤️

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

The gym in January is fucking feral I hate it

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Pulled a muscle in my back from coughing 🥲 getting older just came 20 years earlier than I thought 🥲

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

So over December and festives I just want normal life to resume and normal working hours and days off and no plans xxxxx

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Christmas is such a weird time of year, some have lost someone, some don’t have good relationships with their family and some are so involved with their family’s and happy at Christmas! Just wish everyone could be happy and enjoy the day the same 🥺 but life is a bitch!!

[b. @oc3ansluut]

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

She is me.

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

More like the most anxious time of year not the most wonderful 😃😃😃

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

I am a woman who doesn’t get woman things and I have been cursed for the past 9 days with woman things and I’m quite frankly SICK of it!!!! How do woman go through this monthly and function I need the world to stop & some therapy🙃

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

I am positive il be in a early grave from being stressed 24/7

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

So. Violently. Hungover

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

Soaked off my nails when we were moving cos I was having a menty b and now I’m left with ugly wee boy hands and I don’t even want them done but I know I need them done to help them grow. Literally ruined it for myself and now being stubborn with myself on having them done ahaha😃

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

I’d go on I’m a Celebrity just to lose weight

[jasminew_xo @jaazwatson]

This move has ruined my gym routine and now it’s December and work is crazy I don’t even know how to get back into it wish I didn’t like food so I could starve myself and be skinnier 🥰🥰🥰