Emily Owaki

I eat a lot of candy and talk fast. I press buttons for a living and have pretty decent spatial intelligence.

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

If you send me a linkedin request and I don't know you and you don't include a joke or any kind of message, you'll automatically be declined

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@ilyilybangtan @875tickets If you decide to sell, I'd be interested in buying!

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy I have this conspiracy theory that the next TAZ campaign is The Adventure Zone: Grimace and is using the Wendy's tabletop RPG, can you confirm

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@elizabelriggs @jonnysun @MsMallork I used to have a prayer plant and I bought it during the day and thought that I'd killed it by the evening and it turns out thats just how prayer plants work and I didn't know.

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@mattbaker Do y'all host meetups at your office, especially ones that are more beginner friendly? Other than that, is there a tech slack for your city?

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

TAZ SPOILER: It's almost like Neverwinter can NEVER WIN #TheZoneCast

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

Alarm clock idea: carbon monoxide detector that chirps every 15-30 seconds and is attached to the wall. Let me tell you, I was almost asleep before but now I'm wide awake

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@granacom it feels like poor taste to give me a 21% coupon to "balance out the pay gap". I'd rather see stats about how you're paying your employees equally.

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@adriennefriend How was your german chocolate cake? I'm sorry I didn't share the carrot cake after all but part of me is not sorry because it was the best I've ever had and I hoarded it

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

My ideal birthday is my colleagues knowing about it but saying nothing and everyone being kind and friendly.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Do “pro-prevention” types realize how many fuckhead men there are out there who just flat out refuse to use condoms

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@Npierce88 please tell me about the other things on the list

[Michael Gillett | michaelgillett1 on Threads @MichaelGillett]

How I am sharing messages with colleagues right now.

#Slack

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@TrinAndTonic I want this so badly! I have so many baby aloes to get rid of

[weja @weja]

good people exist

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

Someone sent me a mother's day ecard on behalf of my plants WHO DID THIS

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@Sega_AM2 oh god I'm just getting it now

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

@Sega_AM2 bro I think this might be overkill

where is the parrot dad emoji on this dumb thing

[Emily Owaki @jabbOWAKI]

why doesn't gmail default undo sending to on