Jaboopy

Possibly Funny, Usually Stupid | I Post about everything and nothing | Streams @ regular intervals 4:30 PM ET, check YT Sched. | I block annoying people.

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@CptSourcebird @NyantaMeko This fit goes neither hard nor soft, but a secret third thing.

Psych ward.

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@Xelvoras Nah ideas guys get paid by the product. 50 bucks an idea, which is good money for a weirdo like me who can easily pump out 50 ideas a day

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hear me out; Nitty body pillow with a large protrusion where the tail is in which you place a SECOND BODY PILLOW to be her tail

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@Xelvoras Phase connect should hire me. Job title 'merch department ideas guy'

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@VeryDMonstrous Basedbasedbasedbased

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@aestivalz1 I regret opening the comments. EB and Smug are getting soaked in milk and slammed on the wall ASAP

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@Nitya_Nil I'm resigning

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i've been having laughing fits all day because of this fucking image. i love this deranged ass country lmao

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they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

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@NyantaMeko Have you heard of the hit game final fantasy fourtee-

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@Leuk0s honestly same. fan mascots are woefully underrepresented as merch in Phase

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Nitty should release a rubber Sammy merch

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@popkornman111 You live, and we're more than happy to have you here, brother. Here's hoping I'll be able to swing down to see ya come next PhaseCon

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@popkornman111 facts, verifiable and from a credible source!!!!

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@aestivalz1 She could drop a man dead with just a forward lean and a smile, bro. The pants are creamed.

[Amanogawa Shiina✂️✨Phase Connect @AmanogawaShiina]

🐝Sad Bee's Lullaby🐝

Little bee with tearful eyes
Golden stripes and cloudy skies
Holding lettuce in your hands
Hoping someone understands

Sad Bee, don't you cry
you've got sunshine in the sky.
Though your wings may feel so small, you are loved, the most of all

Soft and Round, you buzz so slow
Everywhere you go we know
Even when the day feels blue
Sad Bee we believe in you

Sad Bee, don't you cry
you've got sunshine in the sky.
Though your wings may feel so small, you are loved, the most of all

Sad Bee, You'll always be
The sweetest one in our family.❤️

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@popkornman111 I would pay money to take a shot at the dunk-a-brat game

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I should learn how they make the patterns and stuff for those big 3 foot tall umamusume plushes and make a Mint Fantome one. Would be a fun project. Nearly full size minto plush?

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Oh the Knicks won. High/Low on the property damage numbers, anyone?