Judith Bruton

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@_TruthZone_ "They" need him out of the way... not sure why but that's just my thoughts. These women crying "wolf" aggravate me. If it was so horrible, life altering, wouldn't it reflect in all areas of your life only to surface 20 years later? Something is off with this whole thing!

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@redheadranting Common folk would pay the price, every day of the week and twice on Sunday!

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@Zunzele Hedgehog

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@MukAn_X I hope he never comments or follows me. I'm okay with my 456 followers (2/3 of them are faux Elon accounts).

[Mel Gibson @MelGibsonlidz]

Everyone needs to listen closely..

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@redheadranting However, food and gas prices are falling, there's a crazy sense of calm in the air, folks are putting up cool Christmas decorations, addicts are staying at bay and no one is rioting...

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@mattvanswol Salem witch hunt...

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@LaNativePatriot Appendix?

[EDIGuy @EDIGuy01]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@dekim_Kalvino With my kidlets, any baby bird was a "peep", chickens were "buckabahs", bridges were "unders" and railroad tracks were "bumpadahs". Some teachers lack humor!

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@hellofamanusa Do the husband's get a "wife" factory?

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@stealthsteve360 I think it was a distraction. They don't care if they destroy America. 250 years and they can't even celebrate with a decent party!

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@LauraLoomer @POTUS Days not over sweetheart...

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@TPUSA @KristanHawkins @StudentsforLife Birth control, abstinence, vasectomy, tubal ligation...

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@mtgreenee What's up with the aviator shades?!

[AYi @AYi_AInotes]

天呐，马斯克密友重磅爆料！哪怕马斯克坐拥数千亿美元财富、手握火箭卫星，私底下却每天生活在难以想象的极端危险里。

认识了二十年的老朋友，在电视镜头前聊起全球首富，脱口而出的第一句话却是：这个可怜的人。

硅谷投资人 Jason Calacanis 在福克斯新闻的这段访谈，最触动我的不是政治恩怨，而是一个极度真实的微观细节。

他说作为极其亲密的朋友，他太清楚马斯克和他的家人现在每天必须维持着怎样庞大的特勤安保，他所处的人身危险程度，是普通人根本无法想象的。
一个人究竟要走多远，才会把全世界的财富和全世界的敌意同时穿在身上？
二十年前，他只是个想把全人类送上火星、造出纯电超跑的技术狂人。

那时候他的野心还在物理世界里：克服重力、改进电池、优化空气动力学。

但在把火箭送上太空、把特斯拉做成全球巨头之后，他发现阻碍人类未来的最大阻力从来不是工程学，而是观念、舆论与权力的撕裂。

当他买下 X、全面下场介入国家机器运转的那一刻起，他的生活就被彻底推向了一个不可逆的物理囚笼。

外界只看到他在社交网络上的翻云覆雨，看不到的是他失去了所有普通人最基本的平静：
不能在街头随意散步，每一次出行都必须经过严密的排爆与特勤封锁，连私人飞机的轨迹都被当成机密严加看管。
这大概是当代最残酷的一道隐喻：
金钱可以帮你造出飞向火星的飞船，却无法给脆弱的肉身买来一刻免于恐惧的自由。
当一个人把自己活成了整个时代的避雷针，再多的财富，最终也只是在自己周围筑起了一堵越来越厚的防弹玻璃。
Jason Calacanis 访谈实录与时代背景整理在一楼。

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@Sassafrass_84 You act like we have a say in all this. I live here. I know how I voted. The majority of people with whom I converse are like minded. It's like we're a toddler, strapped in a carseat, facing backwards and someone stole mom's car and doesn't know we're in it!
So frustrating!

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@SirBylHolte I've never understood why people think they deserve to be paid for their opinions on any social media platform. I don't care if you like me, what I post or repost. Siding with Hillary is like kissing the devil... of course, that's just my opinion and no one will see this! Right?

[Judith Bruton @jabruton]

@brown_eyed_gal1 Verse 45 says it all!