Jabulani Memoka

I'm always bored!!

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

He didn't say maybe. He didn't say sometimes. He said, "Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life." (Psalm 23:6)

[Jabulani Memoka @JabstaA]

@praise_smix Right... 😁 😭

[Orlando Pirates @orlandopirates]

𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻. 𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 🏆 ✨

The 2026/27 Orlando Pirates home & away jerseys.

🛒 Drops 30 July

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#ThreadedInGold
#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[KAT @reallKAT]

I fell in love with this scripture:

“There will come a time when your tears will fall, not because of your troubles, but because God has answered your prayers.”

— 𝖧𝖠𝖡𝖠𝖪𝖪𝖴𝖪 𝟤:𝟥

[uMduduzi @michael_md82430]

Scoring 5 goals was going to be questionable

Scoring one goal was going to be questionable

Own goals were going to be questionable

Penalty was going to be questionable

Offside goal was going to be questionable

Orlando Pirates fans we're the Champions ☠️

[Muniir @dripsciple]

Rival fans: “Man City would have no history without Pep.”

Man City fans: “So Pep Guardiola is the greatest manager of all time then?”

Rival fans: “No, he just found Man City already established and successful.”

Man City fans: “So we were already a big club before Pep?”

Rival fans: “No, you were a small club before Pep.”

Man City fans: “So Pep built a small club into a dominant one?”

Rival fans: “No, it was just money.”

Man City fans: “Then why didn’t the other rich clubs dominate football the same way?”

Every anti-City argument eventually starts fighting itself.

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

How old were you when you realised that the IsiZulu, IsiXhosa and Sesotho part of our National Anthem is about God, but Afrikaans and English part is about Land??

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🏆 League Cup (2018)
🏆 Premier League (2018)
🏆 Community Shield (2018)
🏆 League Cup (2019)
🏆 Premier League (2019)
🏆 FA Cup (2019)
🏆 Community Shield (2019)
🏆 League Cup (2020)
🏆 League Cup (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2022)
🏆 Premier League (2023)
🏆 FA Cup (2023)
🏆 Champions League (2023)
🏆 Super Cup (2023)
🏆 Club World Cup (2023)
🏆 Premier League (2024)
🏆 Community Shield (2024)
🏆 League Cup (2026)
🏆 FA Cup (2026)

Ten years. 20 trophies. One Pep Guardiola 🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

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20 trophies as our boss. Pep Guardiola. 🐐

[𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰ @itzQmax]

One thing about God? He will enter your most shameful chapter and still treat you like you are worth rebuilding. that level of mercy breaks me 😭😭😭

[BOSS @thebeautyofsaas]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

The most terrifying detail about Noah's Ark isn't the size of the flood. It is the design of the boat. If you look closely at the blueprints God gave Noah in Genesis 6, He was extremely specific. He gave the exact length, width, and height. He specified the type of wood and the pitch to seal it. But God left out one crucial component: no steering wheel, no sail, and no engine.

Think about how scary that is. Noah built a massive vessel to survive a global storm, but he had zero control over it or where it went. He couldn't steer away from rocks, turn into the waves, or aim for dry land. He was completely at the mercy of the water. The Ark was designed for floating, not navigation. Noah's job was to be the passenger, not the captain. God was the Captain.

This is your life right now. You are trying to put a steering wheel on a situation that God wants you to simply float on and allow Him to lead and take control.
This blessed me. I hope it blesses you too. 🙏🏾

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

I just need a life changing email, nothing too hectic hey. Just a measly life changing email.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

two unskippable ads

[B.E.N.Z.O @Benzo_Ndlovu]

Chiefs win. We celebrate.
Chiefs lose. We celebrate.
Chiefs draw. We celebrate.
We are celebrating tonight!

[Khandalimtshelokwakhe @k_mfundopraise]

EFF members will just say anything during the argument.
“That’s why your father left your mother “
That time your parents are happily together 😂😂

The other day they called me a deadbeat, that time I don’t even have a child 😂😂

These people are all mentally challenged, no one can convince me otherwise ☝🏾😂😂😂😂

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

Ake joli nna, if I’m not online…ke tsuba dipatje 🚬

[Bhut' uNduuh @Nduuh_Masondo]

Be a good person but don’t forget to add little “voetsek” mabekudakelwa.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! If you had this childhood and loved it, repost I thought this would bring a smile to your face lol it did mine!!!

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