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My brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean in my head.

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when you look at your cat and can tell they just woke up because they have bedhead, but the bedhead is their whole body.

[𝕁 𝔸 ℂ @jac315ecu]

Like Dillon Francis I'm stuntin on em

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

A lot of people didn’t watch The Hills and it fucking shows.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[𝕁 𝔸 ℂ @jac315ecu]

It was probably a spruce grouse

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Buying concert tickets in another city and planning a trip around it. >>>>

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[FakaktaSouth @FakaktaSouth]

I am literally at the “just let me know when he is dead” stage. I cannot with the rest of this.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This kid went viral for dancing to Drowning Pool’s “Bodies,” and honestly it’s deserved

[𝕁 𝔸 ℂ @jac315ecu]

You can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.

[Ethan ☆ @safetypinhrt]

The people yearn for another Punk Goes Pop album…. it’s me. I’m people.

[𝕁 𝔸 ℂ @jac315ecu]

I would *almost* rather see Tom Sandoval on my screens again than see five more seconds of Marciano 🤮 #VanderpumpVilla

[𝕁 𝔸 ℂ @jac315ecu]

It's Rex Manning Day