Rev. Jacqlyn

Grant Writer| Yankees| WHO DAT NATION ⚜️| Wetlands Restoration Advocate| Ordained ($5 a wedding $15 a funeral)

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

Without positive thoughts, tomorrow can’t be beautiful.

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[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

Things I can’t stand part 1033748:

When people “do a great deed just because I can not for recognition” and then post all about the wonderful thing they did word for word on Facebook for validation. I hate everyone.

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

Unless you are @BethJohnson1421 and “just drunk enough” means you don’t make through the oral exam 😵😅

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

The biggest difference between undergrad and graduate school?

In graduate school we arrive an hour before the test and stay an hour after to go over what we think we did wrong.

I miss undergrad. We would show up to tests just drunk enough to remember what notes we glanced at.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Is Derrick Henry the favorite for MVP right now?

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

There is no sound I despise more than grown men over 43 sneezing. Why must it be the loudest noise in the room?! COVER YOUR MOUTH AND SNEEZE PRIVATELY.

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

Please stop posting your Peloton workouts and rankings…we get you ride a $5,000 bike to nowhere. 🙄🙄

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

Ranch Dressing will come and go but Cane's Sauce is forever.

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

Derrick Henry had one of the greatest runs in #NFL history. Wow. 💪�

[Mason @mason_nunezz]

Big schmood

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

@parker_fish I was JUST saying this to my coworkers. “Such is the NY life.”

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

Am I depressed or just rapidly reading Crime and Punishment alone on a Friday night?

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

I always said the only way anyone could convince me to MOVE back to New Orleans would be @Raising_Canes . I have successfully avoided this fate…until today. Cane’s IPA? Are you kidding me?!

Who’s gonna tell Vinny to pack again?!

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

Public Service Announcement: We now have a No Slaw Extra Toast IPA inspired by our freshly squeezed lemonade. Do what you will with this information. But please, drink responsibly.

[Luke Fujimoto Jensen @LukeFJensen]

Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

I have this theory that celebrities are paid a certain amount of $ for every person they can name on the production crew during acceptance speeches…

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

No, I don’t want extra sauce please.. said no one ever!! Tag that person that thinks about Cane’s Sauce all day every day

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

Worst part is….

[Rev. Jacqlyn @JAC_3_Alex]

I *attempted* to walk into work this morning, but my key got stuck. Resulting in a pull and a splash of @Starbucks hot (and if you know their hot you know it’s other worldly) coffee all over my neck and chest. I’m in pain, I’m at work, and I have no coffee.

Humph.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

It’s because you have eyes and ears, one assumes.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (their car breaks down on a stormy night and they need to use my phone)