Tim Curry

Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

If I RT someone on here, please don't take that as your cue to start being an absolute dick to them on my behalf.

I add commentary in an attempt to raise a smile or gently pull folk up on self-indulgent fuckery. We're all guilty of a lack of awareness now and again - play nice.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

FYI - Every time someone makes the observation that I am corpsing (unable to contain my laughter and thus ruining the take) in that SPACE clip (when in actuality it’s just the *character* OFF HIS TITS WITH EXCITEMENT) - Jeff Bezos makes another 2 million quid and a kitten dies.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

80. Lmfao.

[Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77]

So grateful I got to do this story on actor Tim Curry, who faces his considerable struggles with minimal bitterness, and with his thriving sense of humor.
(Didn’t make the piece, but he enjoyed making The Hunt for Red October and he adored Sean Connery).

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

❤️

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Tim is really releasing Vagabond and it is really good.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Well. There we go.

I’ve written a book and you can buy it today if you’d like.

I don’t talk about shagging your grandparents because i’m not that type of gal but I do discuss snorting an inordinate amount of nose candy - so something for everyone really.

Enjoy!

#Vagabond

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

79. Lol.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Ah 14 years since I last knew true peace. Anyways lol this place is a shithole as of late. Join me on that one about sky I guess if you want idgaf xxx

#MyXAnniversary

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Slow clap, you misogynistic bunch of bellends 🙄

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I'm calling the police.

A thread.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Well thank goodness for that. As to why you felt the need to tell everyone - one assumes the rest of your scrap book pages are stuck together?

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

I've never come across this photo of Tim Curry before!

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Ah the ‘is Rocky Horror problematic’ chat. Through a 2024 lens - of course it is. But babies, being gay was *illegal* in England 6 years before Rocky was first staged in ‘73.

It was brave, bold & brilliant for its time. Look beyond the end of your own nose, just briefly. Please.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I wasn’t planning to but might do now just for the lolz.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

If someone claims to first remember me from The Evening Standard dated 23/01/74 wearing a Saint Laurent black velvet jacket that cost £81, with a £10.50 shirt from Johnson & Johnson on Kensington Market and a moss-green velvet bow as photographed by Roy Jones.

Call the police.

[Krown City King @KrownCityKing]

I’ve come to find that deciding whether someone is serious or not based on where they first remember Tim
Curry from is a pretty decent shorthand…

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Surprise, fuckos!

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Darlings, what ever happened to minding your own fucking business? Have you considered reading a book? Going outside? Eating an apple? Just like, shutting the fuck up? Chrissssst.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Eric. What ever happened to what happens in Camelot staaaaays in Camelot!?

#busted

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Think they enjoyed it? The Spamalot Diaries. The whole story.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

😂😂 aye, course he did hun.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Oh darling, you’ve not been told to fuck off enough and it shows ❤️

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Ew. Cringe.

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Your friend’s girl sounds DELECTABLE.

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

My friend's girl looks like tim curry in drag I'll never be able to take her seriously what the fuck is this