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[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

I love my piece of shit chungus life and I'm so happy you all get to be a part of it. I love you all, even the retarded ones

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

Hak eden ırklara karşı hak ettikleri ırkçılığı yalabileceğim bir yere taşınıyorum ve bu uygulamayı siliyorum

Seks.

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@relionwastaken Dermatitis =/= dandruff

One is your skin being retarded and the other is fungus

t. eczema sufferer

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

Chinese IPs keep probing my home DMZ and honestly I'm quite inclined to set up a cryptolocker for them to download

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

Performing my monthly pilgrimage to the turkish holy land (köfteci yusuf)

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@SSfoshta Patriot.

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@SSfoshta I'm thinking beast mode

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

Me when the immoral gambling site follows immoral business practices

[Neil Mehta @byneilmehta]

NEW investigation for @WSJ:

- Polymarket is paying scores of offshore clippers to quietly promote its international exchange in the U.S. (though it’s banned from letting Americans trade on the platform)
- Polymarket made dummy websites mirroring its real site, then paid creators to use the fake site and pretend to win thousands.
- Creators altered headlines and used outdated footage to imply they won bets—even when they often lost
- Polymarket paid Adin Ross multiple millions to promote the site

All that and more in my latest story with @ByKLong @ceostroff @brenna__smith

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

One day there'll be fish that can digest rusty bikes and turtles that can inhale plastic straws for energy and you'll all feel real dumb

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

Never heard an ADD person complain about tinnitus and honestly I'm pretty sure it's a skill issue

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@relionwastaken Even if anything did come out of it, the ones really responsible will not suffer (jews and shabbos goys)

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@Pep_Diavolo Mullvad gang

But i recommend US proxies because there's more music and tv shows available on streaming platforms

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

I am dead serious

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

Zoinked out of my mind at the bar watching lazy town on the projector

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

I'm at a panel and the speaker said "these de facto truths create paradigms of their own" and the woman sitting in front of me opened Google translate to look up "defwkto"

Kudos to her for knowing what paradigm means i guess

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

That one movie they marketed as having spent so much money on making the lead actor look young again and it just looked like the regular old version of him but with more make up

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@HanWeBlame @04nbod @Thanngorodrim @World_Insights1 The Patriarch of the Turkish Orthodox Church is Turkish

If you're talking about the Greek Orthodox Church, it is based on not liking the Turks so I doubt that would happen. I've some Rum Ortho friends in Istanbul (born and raised) and they can't WAIT to be a part of Greece again

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@HanWeBlame @04nbod @Thanngorodrim @World_Insights1 This exists, it's called the Turkish Orthodox Church and it was formed during the war for independence.

They praise Atatürk and every Sunday they pray in Turkish for the country and its people

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

@SlumRNA_Dog Fun fact: As far as we know, androgenic hair loss is mostly transferred through maternal genes

Not only that, women are MORE susceptible to it than men, but generally don't have enough free DHT in their blood for it to show

That's also why trans men are hella fuckin bald lmao

[Chicken Burger Enthusiast @5JrChickensPls]

Call me ARAB because i was Assigned Realnigga At Birth