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if you wait for the perfect time, you become a perfectionist at waiting

[sleepy violin @jac_rgg]

@elonmusk @jaketapper U don’t have to announce it. Just do it.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

The craziest thing about Tylenol and autism is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is Craig Erwich, the President of ABC Entertainment. He has the power to put Jimmy Kimmel back on air.

RETWEET to demand @ABC reinstate Jimmy Kimmel!

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Oh wait, he's a straight white Mormon kid from Utah whose Daddy is the preacher and the Sheriff

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

Utah has a big white on white crime problem.
Donald Trump should send in the National Guard.

Am I doing this right maga?

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

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[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

The Packers have a defense.

The Packers have a kicker.

The Packers have a run game.

The Packers receivers are BALLING.

The Pack is BACK.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

A white man murdered a white man at one of the whitest colleges in America in one of the whitest states in the nation, but y’all mad at Black people?

Make it make sense.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.

Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

FUCK YES!!!

One death is too many.

WAIT FOR IT — Jon Stewart names off numerous school shootings that the right wing MAGA cultists don't seem to be bothered with.

But they sure love blaming Democrats — even when the shooter hasn't been identified nor apprehended.

👇👇👇👇

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Obama did it Better: After Dylann Roof murdered nine Black worshippers in the Emanuel AME Church, President Obama told America the victims' families prayed with the killer in court.

Unlike Trump, he sought to unite, not divide. That's leadership.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE NAKED GUN’ debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Highest rated comedy of the decade.

Read our review: https://t.co/AuEsYGXaP8

[Dwayne Omowale @DOmowale]

If you don't want to be remembered as a racist then don't be a racist.

[Blooms @Bloomser1]

South Park proving once again they don’t give a single fuck

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Hulk Hogan Entering Hell

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN put together a collection of clips of Trump complaining about Democratic presidents playing golf

[sleepy violin @jac_rgg]

Spurs vs Lakers, circa 2003

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is what your dad thought the 90s NBA was like every night

[🇺🇸Jerry Mander🇺🇦 @realpublicius]

I wonder why 😉