Jacab Cain

You never will know till you try

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

No female is sleeping alone tonight.... they just want you to think that 😂

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

@Snapchat this real?!??

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Are condoms dishwasher safe ? Asking for a friend

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Yo wtf 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/BFQGf7l66U

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Ever so often a girl sends me a message and says I'm really "hot" and you know.... I'm okay with that

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Soo I'm just curious on if this is how all females are ? Like she's 5'4 and because I'm not 6ft this is how she wants to act?

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

I don't even know how to use twitter ..

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

@Marvel @MarvelStudios if y'all make avengers infinity war 6 hours long no one would be mad....

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Girls either like the way you look or they don't. Always assume they don't and be funny and make em laugh

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Russ is a real and dope ass artist #Russ #whyyallhatesomuch #shutyourdamnmouth

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

When I'm drunk the amount of fucks I give is 0

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Fall/winter are good seasons for sex.

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Saddest truth is we all believe "one day ill find the love of my life and get married and have kids" but it's not a guarantee.

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

You ever match with someone on tinder and look at there pics like "how'd you get in here?"

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Serious question. Why do females make plans or agree to plans then the day of go ghost mode and you never hear from them again?

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

Haha

[Jacab Cain @jacabcain]

When girls say "I want someone to be obsessed with my ugly ass 🙄" BITCH CHECK YA DAMN DMS, THERES 50 UNREAD MESSAGES IN THERE