Jacalyn Anderson

wife. mother. teacher. friend.

[Jacalyn Anderson @jacalyna00]

@allenanalysis . N.9 p9

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

The people who need their own Super Bowl halftime show are the people who needed their own water fountains.

- Tom Morello (RATM)

[Jacalyn Anderson @jacalyna00]

@AndrewDesiderio I agree, they should never be elected again, but not because of THIS vote!

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

TGIF

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

Portland anyone?!?

[Lucy 🟦🟧 @boohoo2259]

Kash Patel's shadow.

[amethyst @thatssoamethyst]

I don’t support what happened to Charlie Kirk.
Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

When that motherfucker got covid, he made a spectacle of the SS driving him around, he stood on a balcony & removed his mask to prove he’s some kind of badass, all that fucking theatrical shit

The same motherfucker staged an assassination, made a spectacle of standing up & doing his lame ass fist pump, telling the world he was shot in the ear with an AR bullet & we’re supposed to believe that shit grew back

But now we’re all supposed to believe, the motherfucker who can’t keep his fucking mouth shut for 2 seconds or stay out of the limelight & makes a spectacle out of everything he does, is fine, has made no appearances since Wed & is wishing people Goodnight?

GTFOH

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

If he’s on the golf course tomorrow, I hope it’s next to Ivana.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

The difference between Obama and Trump is like the difference between an astronomer and an astrologist.

About 50 IQ points.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Meanwhile in Alaska…

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Truth.

[Jacalyn Anderson @jacalyna00]

@mehdirhasan I watched it today and I must say, your self-control is next level!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The official Elmo account really just posted this.

Likely a hack.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

As Scooby Doo taught millions of TV watchers: if the deceased villain's best friend tells you there's nothing worth seeing inside the locked closet ... there's probably something worth seeing inside the locked closet.

[Jacalyn Anderson @jacalyna00]

@Scaramucci Let me fix that tweet for you…”The country needs leadership.”

[Tennesseine @Tennesseine]

Prediction: @elonmusk will choose money over principles, quietly delete a bunch of tweets, and kiss up to Trump again.

No new political party, no primarying of maga Republicans, nothing.

Just a very low bow, a smooch of his king's ring, and a slink back to his game console.