Jackie Chamberlain

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Skiing is the ultimate scam.

Y’all are gonna go where it’s COLD to WORKOUT and call it a vacation?!?

Fraud.

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“And you wanna scream
Don't call me "kid"
Don't call me "baby"
Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me
You showed me colors
You know I can't see with anyone else”

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I went to @HomeGoods with my husband last weekend.

Husband: “What are we here for?”

Me: “Serotonin.”

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@jcorb_ @PGATOUR 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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Non-golf people, #LIVgolf and @PGATOUR merging……is like Ariana and Sandoval just deciding to have a baby together.

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This is such a niche tweet.

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@edmeejorge Life hack: white Costco cake florist adds flowers

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I’m definitely more of a chef than a baker…but 90 days to go 💒 💍

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A drink in one hand, a ring on her other. 💍

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Guess Zach saw Greer as more of a Buda-PEST… #TheBachelor

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Happy 34th birthday to my first husband. ❤️

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Definitely impressive to be pregnant and perform but I just expected soooo much more.

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Rihanna’s halftime show was 2/10.

So boring.

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Launching a liquor brand is the male celebrity version of starting a makeup line.

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Unfriendly reminder that Patrick Reed is literally the worst.

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One thing about me, I will never hate myself enough to start doing ice baths.

Good for y’all though.

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Hey guys, I was laughing because my guy friend’s friend was crying and I thought he was crying out of happiness because he was an eagles fan.

Turned out he got broken up with today and saw me laughing and ran to the bathroom.

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@connor_dew @edmeejorge WAIT WAIT how do you two know each other???

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@edmeejorge @KRG MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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@edmeejorge @KRG I GO THERE ALL THE TIME AND ITS LITERALLY PACKED ALWAYS