jacob

Penis inspection fanatic, loves kittens, LOVES kittens, whore

[The Onion @TheOnion]

56-Year-Old Roblox User Groomed By 68-Year-Old Roblox User
https://t.co/QDMvJzQUlK

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

nah hes playing path of exile 2 on his neurolink trust

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Kamala Harris has won the election.

I’ve just polled all my closest friends, and they all agree.

#TurnThePage 👊

[Heath @Legonapoleon6]

Shoutout @KitRainbow7 on his Belated 17th Birthday!!!!

[jacob @jacckb1]

This erection I will be voting for George Bush

[jacob @jacckb1]

I live in the UK, I don’t want to care

[jacob @jacckb1]

The funniest response this show could’ve received

[The New Norm Show @XNewNorm]

“The South Park of 𝕏”
“Legalize humor!!” 😂

Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk

👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter! 👇👇👇

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[jacob @jacckb1]

This is how it feels to be a white conservative woman

[jacob @jacckb1]

That E-sex went crazy

[jacob @jacckb1]

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well.
let's just say. My peanits

[jacob @jacckb1]

DO NOT
Remove the "ine" from The word
'Fine art’

Relax liberals, it's called
DARK HUMOR

[jacob @jacckb1]

5 pm: Oppenheimer
8:30 pm: bar, tequila shots until I'm thrown out
9:15 pm: Barbie
9:45 pm: Cigarette in the theatre
9:49 pm: Cigarette in the theatre
10:07 pm: Cigarette in the theatre
10:24 pm: Cigarette in the theatre
10:35 pm: Cigarette in the theatre

[jacob @jacckb1]

@AnnieB_H @TobiFrenzen 😦

[jacob @jacckb1]

@lauren17149044 Wrote a killer Dyson ad in that paper.

[jacob @jacckb1]

I am banned from pubic spaces

[jacob @jacckb1]

Do you remember when i joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bing @bing]

Bing chilling

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

This could go on for some time...

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

crammed nermal inside of the kitchen oven