Jackie

OVO Szn Always

[Jackie @jacckierose]

These men are just picking up meat from the charcuterie board with no respect....how dare they #TheBachelorette

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

My dream house was outside of my price range. So I didn’t buy my dream house. End of story.

[Jackie @jacckierose]

Synchronized Swimming has gotta be the most difficult Olympic sport???

[Jackie @jacckierose]

Sam is going to Vegas tomorrow. Without me. Don’t tell her but I’m putting a tracker on her, just in case.

[Jackie @jacckierose]

I can’t get over the fact that Ned Stark was Nicholas Cage’s nemesis in National Treasure

[Jackie @jacckierose]

Why does every bar have a mirror on its wall? Like I don’t wanna see me ordering my 6th Tito’s and soda????? It’s a real wake up call

[Jules Teix @juliateixx]

Some of you never got hit in the ankles by your Razor scooter when you were younger and it shows

[Jackie @jacckierose]

I also got prank called in middle school with a boy saying “we can play beer pong on your forehead”

[Jackie @jacckierose]

Let’s never forget when someone wrote in my middle school year book, “jackie your tits are as a large as your forehead”

[Jackie @jacckierose]

Jay Wright may be losing, but goddamn he is always winning #daddy

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

We flew into Cincinnati, but the Cincinnati airport is actually in Kentucky, then we had to drive through Indiana for a little bit to get up to Oxford, Ohio. So Ohio, Kentucky and Indiana. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of Skyline Chili.

[Jackie @jacckierose]

@Obie_Trice13 Yo were you in the critically acclaimed film Bridge to Terabitha?

[Jackie @jacckierose]

My recent searches

[Jackie @jacckierose]

Some bitch @ Xavier took my vodka Diet Coke...I’m about to fight someone...CHRIS MACK

[Jackie @jacckierose]

It just proved, I was the sacrificial lamb. Congrats to my SK ladies on bringing back the trophy!!! So proud of you all

[Jackie @jacckierose]

@shoman32 You keep reiterating to my that I cannot make any suck or swallow motions....like wtf have we met?

[Jackie @jacckierose]

@shoman32 Update: I am completely fine not drugged up whatsoever (sad). I even responded to 3 work emails leaving my oral surgeon office

[Jackie @jacckierose]

Everyone pray for me. Tomorrow I get my wisdom teeth out and my emergency contact: Sam Homan.