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[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked and upset

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

@alibrooke4ever Yes. But 25 to rent a car

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

@elonmusk

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

We have a prez that doesn’t know he’s alive

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

The Mets love to lose

[Anyssa.❤️‍🔥 @therealanyssa_]

What’s with @McDonalds not blending the Mcflurries anymore?

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

is anyone else getting absolutely mutilated by mercury retrograde today

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

Ziggy wake me up in ten minutes telling me happy birthday

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

@astroeleanor #ASKastroeleanor if I was born during a Mercury retrograde in Gemini, does that mean Mercury retrograde effect me differently

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Did you know Bill Gates is now trying to cover all the fruits and vegetables with some sort of cancer causing crap?

He hates us and wants us all dead.

[amanda @amandaxmars]

break a leg aliens
lets see them aliens

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

1 year cancer free 😌

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

No one should be hopping they ass on a submarine talkin about let’s go see the titantic

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

I'm on a list titled "people who know".

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

i love when people make me mad intentionally and then get mad at me for being mad

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

bunny the tap dancer is my upstairs neighbor

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

never underestimate a man holding a fish or shooting a gun in his fb profile pic, as they’re gods gift to us.

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

“don’t jump off the cliff, fly off it”

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

i just jumped off the third to last stair and BOUNCED from the ceiling to the floor. I swear to fuck

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

my gf has the audacity to be so fucking pretty even in public

[jac ❁ @jacclyn_]

wash your face in bathroom sink and the whole bathroom goes underwater somehow