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[🌽 @jaccobb02]

Things I know more about than i do about my philosophy grade:
Aglets
Area 51
How to purchase a gorilla
United States postal inspection service
Biblical Greek
Ghosts in benson

[🌽 @jaccobb02]

That photo of the spurs young core hugging is going to go triple platinum

[ESPN @espn]

Quiet skies in the forecast for the NBA Finals 🤫👽

[Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ @DrCamRx]

What people actually wanted to see at the Soy Enhanced Games 😂

[NBA @NBA]

NEW YORK WENT ON A 44-11 RUN TO COMPLETE A 22-POINT COMEBACK WIN IN GAME 1 💨

DOWN 22 WITH UNDER 8 TO PLAY IN Q4.
30-8 RUN TO FORCE OT.
WON BY 11.

1-0 SERIES LEAD IN THE EAST FINALS 🍿

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

nobody has ever wanted to be anywhere less than james harden wants to be in a game of one-on-one against brunson in this overtime

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

James Harden tonight:
5 FGM
6 TOs

He has recorded more turnovers than field goals in over 25% of his career playoff games...

[Darrow, Of Wisconsin @V3niVidiViciii]

We are now arguing that pitches in the strike zone should NOT be strikes lol baseball is such an unserious sport

[ScreenTime @screentime]

HBO’s ‘HARRY POTTER’ will be recasting the actress who plays Ginny Weasley for Season 2

Gracie Cochrane will be stepping away from the role after the first season “due to unforeseen circumstances”

[SleeperTitans @SleeperTitanUp]

I know this is a football account, but man Wembenyama is ridiculous

[nick wright @getnickwright]

On May 24, 1995, Hakeem watched David Robinson win the MVP that he thought he deserved, and responded with a 41-16-4-3-2 in a win.

Nearly 31 years later to the day, Wemby watched SGA win the MVP that he campaigned for, and responded with a 41-24-3-1-3.

Total brilliance.

[Somewareatdisney @somewareatdiz]

Surprised the hantavirus didn’t happen on a Disney cruise, the one cruise liner known for excessive contact with large mice.

[FOX Sports Knoxville @FOXSportsKnox]

Tennessee Basketball has spent over $18 million on its 2026-27 roster, On3’s @PeteNakos reports 🍊

“The all-in price for one of the biggest portal classes this cycle is over $18 million,” wrote Nakos. “Tennessee could eventually cross the $20 million threshold, depending on the final pieces the program adds.”

Nakos tabbed the #Vols as one of college basketball’s most “aggressive spenders” in the portal.

Coach Rick Barnes and staff signed the nation’s No. 1 overall transfer and Wake Forest wing Juke Harris on Monday, building its portal total to seven players in the class.

Tennessee’s Portal Class:

G Juke Harris - 21.4 ppg / 44.4%
G Terrence Hill Jr. - 15 ppg / 46.6%
G Dai Dai Ames - 17 ppg / 46.4%
G Tyler Lundblade - 15.6 ppg / 43%
F Jalen Haralson - 16.2 ppg / 51.5%
C Miles Rubin - 11.3 ppg / 58.5%
F Braedan Lue - 10.9 ppg / 45.2%

What are your expectations for the 2026-27 Vols?

[Evan Abrams @EvanHAbrams]

Most 25+ pt, 5+ reb, 5+ ast playoff games last 60 years via @bball_ref…

LeBron: 157
LeBron age 30+: 82
LeBron under age 30: 75
Jordan: 73
Bird: 53
Steph: 53
Kobe: 52

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

They were taking victory laps over 41 year-old LeBron losing two games in a 7 game series.

The most scrutiny anyone’s faced in sports history. The greatest expectations in sports history. Still surpassing them in Year 23. Witnesses.

[Jim @JimboJumb0]

Bron is hilarious

[Justin Graver @titansfilmroom]

For three months, I’ve been preaching “don’t reach for need.” Borgonzi gets praised when he goes to a presser and says, “We’ll take the best player available.”

Then the draft arrives and every fan on my timeline is panicking over the team not reaching for need.

[Jon Reed @Jon__Reed]

Shame how many people refuse to enjoy this

[Easton Freeze @eastonfreeze]

Yea, heard a lot of this from last night. Guy was clearly overwhelmed on camera in a massive life moment.

I got to spend the better part of an hour today listening to and speaking with Keldric myself. He’s a well spoken dude in a non-life-changing-nationally-televised setting!

[Evan @Titans_Evan23]

Mike Borgonzi (the guy who's already drafted our franchise QB) told us Carnell Tate was one of their top rated players in the class but I'm supposed to be upset because BallSackLuvr69420 told me he was a reach at 4