Jaws II

As long as I can breathe and kneel

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

I'm reliving my childhood as a cartoon

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

It's Melro's Place and we're just living in it

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

We are never really free. We are caught in a web of commitment. If a man is truly free, he is not truly loved

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

Please welcome to the stage, Wanda Bianuff

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

They say the devil works fast but asparagus works quicker

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

Why can't they taste as good as they smell?

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

The world is so big and you're looking at a tiny little rectangle

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Not really, no

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

@fakehistoryhunt Thank you, I enjoyed this thread 👍🏼👊🏼

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

Please welcome to the stage, Hugh Newman

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

Sexy undertaker taking advantage of the widows

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

Maroona and the Diamonds

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

Street ham you say? Which exactly?

[Ben Landau-Taylor @benlandautaylor]

A scorpion wanted to cross a river, but could not swim. It asked a frog to carry it across.
"How do I know you won’t sting and kill me?" said the frog.
"I'd love to sting you and will definitely do it," said the scorpion.
"I’m sure you don’t mean that," said the frog. "Hop on."

[Giles Dilnot @reporterboy]

7 yrs ago I had a vague idea our patio would be better without umbrellas but a living umbrella. I wasn’t sure if it would work and I knew it would take yrs.
Today … I’m full sun…(it’s a jasmine) it smells amazing and the shade is wonderful.
Some plans are years in the making

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

My favourite sex position is 34.5, which is 69 when you're on your own

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

We're slipping, we're slapping and we are definitely slopping today London ☀️🌞 👕 🧢 💦

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Fantastic bit of geography trivia by @maps_interlude.

[Jaws II @JacDanVulc]

This June is Gay Prude month. Please keep it on your pants #loveislove #lovewins