Jacey Savage

[O'MALLEY @grace__omalley]

My biggest fear is dying in a mass tragedy. Not because I'm afraid of tragic death, but because my death will be over shadowed by all the others. And that's supposed to be my special day...

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

So Hank was one of the first guys at barstool and he started dating a coworker, Ria. They broke up and they said they wouldn’t date coworkers and news just broke that Ria is dating Marty Mush who is a coworker. Me, Pres and Big Cat have disavowed Marty, I suggest you do the same

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Also the abortion stuff, we riot too

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Will Smith has just arrived at the Grammys with a gun.

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i’m not irish but i do participate in the irish goodbye and for that i will celebrate

[Gentle Giant @IamRellAnthony]

Y'all... 🥺😢🥳 https://t.co/SKeRhE9A14

[Jacey Savage @jaceysavage]

@Nate_Dogg34 I’ve justified eating out like 4x this week since reading this tweet

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Got 4 “hahahaha” responses from something I said in a group chat. That’s huge. Today’s my fucking day. This is my weekend. 2022 is going to be my year

[Shelf @shelfcomedy]

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles

god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

[a🌟 @parisandior]

if we’re not like this i don’t want it

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

The perfect staycation doesn't exis....

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Never forget T-Pain could shut it down with or without auto-tune

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

pressing play on netflix with a full plate of food

[lurk laugh loathe @thisisminenowk]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you took a party drug.

[COOP @CoopPirate]

Driving at night with astigmatism

[brooke @ladyefron]

If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension

[glock mcstuffins @bIackcello]

“the design is so lazy” to YOU but my 19yr old disabled sister who can’t put shoes on w/o assistance would LOVE these bad boys

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text