jacey

nothing much, u?

[jacey @jaceywilly]

if ur too poor for Spotify or Apple Music here’s a very cool life hack

[jacey @jaceywilly]

Jill: do you like Adele?
Mom: [dead serious] yeah, I’m just not a fan of her yodeling songs

[jacey @jaceywilly]

every time I act like I know something about sports Jon likes to yell out “SECOND PLATE” to remind me of the time I wrote a baseball article and learned the hard way that “plate” and “base” are not interchangeable

[jacey @jaceywilly]

@JonWillliams here’s some more data to add to the clutter

[jacey @jaceywilly]

no one prepares you for the part of marriage when you tell your spouse about your day and they look you dead in the eyes and respond “cool. now that’s another source of data cluttering my brain”

[jacey @jaceywilly]

if Microsoft Word has 100 haters, I am one of them. if Microsoft Word has 1 hater, it's me. if Microsoft Word has no haters, I am dead

[jacey @jaceywilly]

is… is this how you’re supposed to do it?

[jacey @jaceywilly]

Jon was trying to say “coffee dehydrates you” but instead said, and I quote, “coffee is anti-moisturizing for your innards.”

[jacey @jaceywilly]

@dabaird @andersonian 👏👏

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[ally🎀 @bbyonlyangel]

BREAKING NEWS HARRY STYLES THROWS GOAT ON CHRIS PINE AT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL!!!!

[jacey @jaceywilly]

husband is keeping me updated on the Hallmark movie he’s watching

[jacey @jaceywilly]

love when I discover new fears via dreams… like the other night I dreamt that my boss walked up to my desk and told me she was going to email me something to improve my work performance/writing. guys… it was a 4th grade worksheet about commas

[Brady Day 🎙 @Bradyrockstar]

Please give it a listen!

[Reign: A New Musical @ReignMusical]

It’s time.

https://t.co/wOuO7rI1E5

[jacey @jaceywilly]

pov: ur getting a FaceTime call from the goodest boy ever

[jacey @jaceywilly]

God gives his goofiest battles to his silliest soldiers

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

Women be dating men that are nimble and then act all surprised when he jumps over a candlestick 🫢

[jacey @jaceywilly]

I’m throwing up

[jacey @jaceywilly]

when I show someone a picture of Bo and they don’t immediately start sobbing 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[jacey @jaceywilly]

COME ON