Jacob

Love sports, gambling, and watching trash tv with my wife.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

Arthur Smith is a football terrorist.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

Bijan Robinson slept with Arthur smith’s wife.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@MicahhParsons11 @MicahhParsons11 my man gonna play cornerback along with defensive end at the same time and play tight end on offense.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@QuestNutrition You have not replied to my wife’s email. Bought these chips from heb. Opened to find moldy chips.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@QuestNutrition you have not responded to my wife’s email so reaching out for help here. Purchased chips @HEB. Opened bag to find moldy chips

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@GregAbbott_TX @GregAbbott_TX why don’t you use those legs to step up and fix the power grid?

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@AmazonHelp @chantelle_nh That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. You could be “prepping” an order for a year before you ship it out and if it arrives within 2 days of transit you can claim you have free 2 day shipping.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

Why is waze giving me directions in two different voices? I’m already married. I don’t need two more women telling me what to do. #waze

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@Wishful_wink It wasn’t his questions, it was his delivery. And he was also asking questions he had no intention of hearing the answer to. He was asking questions to insult whatever answer she gave.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

My wife and I in the morning. #tea #redbull

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@maddikarpiej I think this is closer

[Jacob @jacflores5]

Cannot unsee #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@tashitsenkyap So what is the timeline to give the bananas back to the apes? Weeks? Months? Can the apes demand it back at anytime?

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@fred_guttenberg Just want everyone to know I have more followers than Trump on Twitter at 2.

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@Zedd @realDonaldTrump

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@realDonaldTrump Why are they censoring his hair?

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@realDonaldTrump Why are they censoring his hair?

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@buzz_clik Thank you for this

[Jacob @jacflores5]

@ColorWare @ColorWare Are you still offering to have unopened new AirPods sent in?

[Jacob @jacflores5]

How much footballing should a footballer foot for a move to be a football move?
http://t.co/aOLr5aLcJ9
#DallasCowboys #NFL #NFLrefs