Jaci

if you don’t like me, that’s cool. you’re entitled to your wrong opinion

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Calling it .. first song IZZO

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI

[Jaci @jaci_g]

I have this problem where I yell at my husband for buying a months worth of toilet paper meanwhile I have two lifetime supplies of face products.

[Jaci @jaci_g]

GEN Z IS WILD. I was working out with this girl that told me she forgot her panties and didn’t realize her bush hairs were poking out!! I said “you FORGOT?!” And she explained she got her period but didn’t want to wear granny panties to work out!!!

[Jaci @jaci_g]

I hate when people ask what have you been up to. It’s not like I just say “reading dramione fanfic. wbu?”

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Chinese new year superstition says no arguing today so I have my earphones in so I don’t have to hear anyone breathe.

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Mann… remember when people used to put money in a bar glass instead of opening credit card tabs.

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[Jaci @jaci_g]

I just interviewed someone and was trying to ask whether they were looking for part time or full time. But it came out as “fart time” 😭

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Lemme sum up parenting…. Today my daughter asked me if she had string cheese in her eye. And yes, yes she did.

[Jaci @jaci_g]

I hate to be weird but I realllly wanna bleach my eyebrows.

[Jaci @jaci_g]

I want someone to break my heart so I can be all the way in my feelings with these lyrics. “leave me on read babe but i still get the message.. instead of a line, it’s 3 dots, but i can connect them”

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Only RIGHT NOW did I realize what kendrick is saying with that “A minorrrrrrr” line. And he got the whole world saying it at the top of their lungs. Omg.

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Today I was in a rush to meet my mom and when I finally got to the store I didn’t see her.
Worker: can I help you?
Me: I’m looking for my mom but I don’t see her. Lemme call her. I hope I’m in the right T-Mobile
Worker: ma’am. Your in apple.

😂😂😂😂

[Jaci @jaci_g]

I honestly had such a good day today. 🥹🥹

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Someone recommended a couples massage place to me. And I was like “sounds good. Let’s go!” she’s like “I mean… for you and your husband” oh. Forgot about that guy.

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Goodwill attended just complimented me. And at my age, I’ll take anything. Thank you sir 🫡

[Jaci @jaci_g]

I saw the snack wrap is back and I gasped out loud in a dead quiet waiting room.

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Huda on CHD is giving delulu

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Is that …. ME?!? 😂😂

[Jaci @jaci_g]

Do I need 33 pairs of the same top? No. Am i still gonna buy another? Yes.