Jacie Eilers

it's like Stacie, with a J.

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

I’m lowkey bummed to give up my 15ish years of tweet history but everything fun and neat about this app has just been squashed. Guess it’s onto the next..

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

Please, y’all thought I was a bitch before. Now I’m healed and have feelings and shit to fight for. Step into my DMs at your own risk. 😅

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

Someone on tiktok just called Precious Moments “vintage Funko Pops”. PLEASE LMAO

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

Thank fucking god, it’s about time

[NHL @NHL]

A Dunn deal 🤝

The @SeattleKraken have signed @vince_dunn to a four-year contract!

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

I was 26 and it ruined my life lol. I am literally just now finally recovered 😅

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

If you’re gay… bless you.
If you’re trans… bless you.
If you have a problem with that… fuck you.

- Charles Barkley 🔥👊🏽♥️🏳️‍🌈

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

@baybaybee Honestly, like the guys on Small Town Murder are always so surprised at some of the shit people do and I’m like…? Oh lol.

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

First off, that picture of the middle school is the side of the building and is totally misleading lol. And if you wanna hang in the prison just because it’s pretty, go ahead. 2 employees were beaten to death 2 years ago and the architecture didn’t help them.

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

@baybaybee He’s literally intermittent fasting. How revolutionary. 😅

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

BILLY BORGS, BORGATRON, BORGEN TRAIL!

We’ve agreed to terms with defenseman @wborgen19 on a two-year contract with a $2.7M AAV!

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

Oh this one hurts

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Hey Ryan! 😎

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

Ayyyy we love to see it

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

Wise pick! 🙌

Closing out the 2023 #SeaKraken Draft with Zaccharya Wisdom!

[James Pietragallo @Jimmypisfunny]

If we can’t laugh at people, who have everything to live for, making a completely unforced error, to satisfy their own massive egos… I’m not sure what comedy is anymore.

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

The sound of flip flops SLAPPING makes me want to commit a felony. My god. If the government should overreach anywhere, it should be to ban those fucking things.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

On this #Juneteenth, we honor those who have paved the way, celebrate the joy of liberation, and strive to continue the work that needs to be accomplished.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

New: As Republicans push an extreme anti-LGBTQ agenda nationwide, Americans’ support for same-sex marriage has now reached a record high, 71%. https://t.co/pRj5yRO5jQ

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

She is so desperate to be on that ticket it’s fucking pathetic. Embarrassed and ashamed that she is the governor of our state.

[KWWL @KWWL]

Governor Kim Reynolds has issued a statement in response to the indictment of Former President Donald Trump by the U.S. Department of Justice. https://t.co/LEH6aOBPG8

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

Check out CoyoteAnnie's video! #TikTok https://t.co/5iWMdE9VCZ

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

I really need to see a therapist about why I have a such a phobia of pregnancy. Because that shit 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Jacie Eilers @jacierenee]

Emily Kaplan, darling, babe, the flowered shirts are not it.. I need you to stop wearing literal curtains to interview NHL players.