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Higher Ed or something Enneagram 5 (she/her) BLM Love God Serve All

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God knew I’d be too powerful if I could sing opera

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liam is eating a dry biscuit before bed to get his tummy well before slumber

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I have glitter up in my nose and I’m not really sure how to get it out sooooooooo

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@EU_CIO thinks my bellybutton is like a certain mariokart racetrack

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you know Gen Z is teaching when I teach my college class with memes alone #VineIsNotDead

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I’ve decided that no child under 7 should be wearing any socks higher than ankle length and shorts

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@emmymarsh42069 @moriahbempong

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@moriahbempong Do I need to cancel our Friday lunch date? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@abigaillmarg icon behavior

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@Mitchiefromcamp 👀

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@marykcordisco rip

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I met a 19 year old today and she didn’t know who Macaulay Culkin was

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@EU_CIO I just heard the bubbling of the heater and got excited.

P.S. my room is definitely 10 degrees colder than the rest of the house.

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@EU_CIO can we turn the heat on yet? i don’t actually need to be cold to do my cold calls… THANKS!

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@EU_CIO It looks a little like this

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@bigmeech3288 struggling to function at my office job today where I type ALL day

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I played guitar hero for the first time in 15 years and I played for so long yesterday that I bruised my fingertips. I thought somebody should know, so thank you Twitter…

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Eye doctor on hold music was Telephone by Lady Gaga. I'm impressed and will be rating them highly...

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@abigailbrooke I just wanna know. Why is Gallup sliding into my email at 11:16 PM on a Thursday about my developer strength. Why. Why is this????

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Do not put a baby in my bourbon

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Rather than ever cleaning my glasses, I just pick the pair that’s less dirty looking each time and think I did I good thing