Jacquelyn Pellham

Writer. Maker of coffee. Lover of tea. An amalgamation of memes, sappy movies, and nostalgia.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Saw someone say, “Stop hoarding books, we don’t need paper books anyway” and I can’t express how misguided this is. Online libraries disappear, digital books can be altered, and with Big Tech seeking to destroy history and literacy, print media has never been more essential.

[abby 🫧 @aurelianabby]

i’m of the belief that the person who kills bruce wayne’s parents should be a nobody. a lowly mugger (like joe chill) who just kills the waynes in cold blood. there should be no deeper connection to other villains. it should just be a tragedy. an unexplainable tragedy.

[gon @chinesegon]

unpopular opinion but the whole "no drinking" vibe is correlated with a massive spike in social isolation. yes, binge drinking is bad, but going out for a glass of wine or a beer with friends on the regular actually has positive effects that outweigh the negative

health optimization bros cutting alcohol consumption to zero, hitting the gym with headphones on, and going home to empty apartments are the loneliest people on this planet. happy friday

[rue🌿 @Ruesavatar]

Literally the beginning of the horror story of my marriage. One thing I learned is to never date a man with low self esteem, bc initially he will feel a massive boost that you would choose him, then eventually succumb to envy and/or look down on you for choosing him.

[cherry blade 🍒 @vitaminchex]

do NOT let the avatar see this

[Kristen Howerton @kristenhowerton]

In my field, if you are convicted of sex abuse, you lose your license. You don't have an option to do a "restoration process" or go to rehab. There's no amount of time you can wait and return. You just simply can't ever be a therapist again

We should have these rules for pastors

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Nick Carraway: this is madness, you can’t make someone fall in love with you just by writing funny tweets

Gatsby *vaping, extremely online*: of course you can, old sport

[Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27]

I love this letter CS Lewis sent to a young writer, especially this line:

"Much of my best work, or what I think is my best, is the rewriting of things begun years earlier."

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Christianity should sound like, “my beliefs cause me to see profound value in every single person,” not “each person’s value is measured by how closely they align with my personal beliefs.”

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

How is Peter Parker selling pictures of himself dressed as Spider-Man any different from onlyfans

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Quick thread of my favorite weird bookshops

First, the Boekhandel Dominicanen in Maastricht, housed in a cathedral deconsecrated in 1794.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

You're finally leaving survival mode.

Here's What It You'll Experience:

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Many people yearn to read the great books, but struggle with finding the time.

Let me introduce you to my favorite SHORT classics—all of which you can easily finish in a few hours! Thread: