joe calvey

u got the soop?

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@queen_roadkill That’s my centipede loofa asshole thank you for reminding me. I saw a centipede on that loofa and now I’m too afraid to even touch it and now you’ve tapped into my insecurities and ruined my night.

[joe calvey @jacithree]

Is it better to shit where you’re being paid or shit where you paying to be

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@queen_roadkill Holy shit we fucking made it

[joe calvey @jacithree]

Ever since that Olivia Rodrigo album came out I’ve had to turn off the Spotify setting that shows other people what you’re listening to because I don’t need any of my Spotify friends knowing Good 4 u is the only song I’m listening to

[joe calvey @jacithree]

You’re always tucked in if you use a fitted sheet as a blanket 🏂🏋🏻‍♂️🤼‍♂️

[joe calvey @jacithree]

Don't even talk to me unless you listen to my man @jonbellion

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@KMNERFWARS17 Sam killed cruz carstedt, but Kruz karstedt is still alive!

[joe calvey @jacithree]

Tfw u feel the when

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@Bobbycooper219 welcome back to Twitter

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@rachyerg finsta sounds better than rinsta tho

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@GunnerAmelunk why yes I do

[joe calvey @jacithree]

If someone is going to save the world it better be goddam Brendon Frasier.

[Hunter @_hunter_west]

What a fucked night

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@Bobbycooper219 skipped depeche mode, new order, and tears for fears on Pandora. This is the reason I have lost faith in humanity

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@kirstennmooee @mileenaferree I think I was more in shock by the question than in deep thought 😳

[joe calvey @jacithree]

When you spend half of physics class picking up @therealgid101 s vomit #50ozChallenge

[joe calvey @jacithree]

@juan_g_2733 atleast I have a car

[joe calvey @jacithree]

Stop revving your engines. No one cares that you have a decent engine in a shitty car