Never thought I'd have a job where I have to message a Sheriff's Dept and have them respond with "No ma'am we have never had a sheriff named Turnipseed".
I got a chicken sandwich from McDonald's and as the lady handed it to me ,she said "Here ya go, Ms Hot n Spicy"... Those are the exact words I needed today.
I'm adapting to office work really well. Every Tuesday I hurry to finish the Advocate's jumble and sudoku so when my elderly, part-time co-worker gets in, we can talk it over.