EscarpmentSurf

R&D @ Gizwop Industries GmbH

[Evan @ebarbarian8]

dickhead bought 3 drinks

[The Hellenist ☀️ @The_Hellenist]

Seven things wrong with this image:

1. A girl’s first kiss should be on her wedding day.
2. The girl is embarrassing the boy by kissing him in public.
3. The boy is playing football. Ball games are for little children.
4. The boy and girl go to the same school. Coeducation is asinine.
5. The boy’s hair is short. Boys should grow their hair long, then cut it at age eighteen to sacrifice to Apollo.
6. They are wearing purple. Purple is a color reserved for royalty.
7. The boy’s number is 81. 81 is a historically gay number.

“American gothic” is a euphemism for “American decadent.”

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@farjayoun @AGDugin

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@Shinich08413513 Boooooo

[MAKE OUT HILL - XXX @xxxtentacion]

a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@henry_stone1 @Davidpmcd Any sort I’m not picky

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@Davidpmcd Sgp never recovered from this

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@ebarbarian8 Ok yay ❤️

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

White people when the function has physics based melee combat games

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@lbernzo Banger

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@farjayoun Clout demon

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@farjayoun Damn Ts blew up

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@farjayoun Tuff

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@ebarbarian8

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@ebarbarian8 Against the grain take u wylin

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@Davidpmcd What is the charge? Eating a succulent ultra processed meal?

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

A schizophrenic is talking listen and learn

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@farjayoun Nahhh

[EscarpmentSurf @jack18021772]

@ebarbarian8 LOTR marathon incoming