Jack Miller

I was borm ready, but they made me wait.

[Jack Miller @jack6105]

I'm spending today figuring out if 47 is old enough to go full curmudgeon.

[Jack Miller @jack6105]

I learned two new things today. Finland has a navy (http://t.co/MjiiJMm2hK), and WTR is up for "Best of Portland" (http://t.co/iGGe9vNcBo).

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Watching football is that perfect place where sitting around meets the adrenalin rush. #GoHawks

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At a certain point in a man's life he's willing to admit to himself that what he really wants for Christmas is a table saw.

[Jack Miller @jack6105]

At some point you'll burn the roof of your mouth for the last time, but you can't tell yourself with certainty that THIS is the last time.

[Jack Miller @jack6105]

It's kind of a relief when you finally accept the fact that your house will never be featured in a design or architecture magazine.

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You can demonstrate to the world how much you've given up by purchasing a pair of slippers that's suitable for outdoor use.

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If you need to know why someone would choose expediency over justice, have kids.

[Jack Miller @jack6105]

You can tell a lot about yourself as a person based on how long you go between running out of dish soap and getting new dish soap.

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#microfilm http://t.co/4lvtWjfFHZ

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Jersey Driver Rule #9: Avoid getting behind cars with peace- and/or empowerment-oriented bumperstickers #westcoastproblems

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I spend so much time letting my hair down, it's almost like my hair is never up.

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I'd say, "I don't even know what a 'meme' is," but I'm afraid of sounding like a person who would say, "I don't even know what a 'meme' is."

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Sunday Evening Coming Down http://t.co/NSTnzREIXT

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White Tiger Radio takes to the air once again this Saturday night at 9pm PDT. http://t.co/ZhWCGiEOmk

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Oh. http://t.co/kqXMHLyXW1

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Think He's Doing? http://t.co/4cKpB0hSMX

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Does this Guy? http://t.co/4syi2rvnMQ

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What the Hell? http://t.co/IOocM9T9tm

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But Right On Time. http://t.co/9elxpPH7Mr