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I wonder who the first person was to hear a parrot talk like I would not be ok after that

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This little piggy went to market this little piggy went to farm and never this little piggy went to soul cycle why are boomers expecting us to put our health first xo

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A girl at my school wiggled her bare feet at me with f me eyes. I’m not sure who to go to for support

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I swear to drunk I’m not god

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Another day another person to be rude to, I just don’t know who it is yet

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My friend from Miami once told me a sex horror story that involved a Sony angel baby being put somewhere private. All I hope is that those children’s toys will be safe in the future.

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Stop saying I’m like a Sofia Coppola character. Those girls hung themselves in their bedroom

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Omg this app is like crack

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Taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media

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Do not fucking check my screen time

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I get very uncomfortable when my dentist puts his hands in my mouth. Even with the latex gloves. What happened to hello

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This girl in line at the club told me I look like romy mars and I was like I am romy mars but she didn’t believe me. I don’t know why I spent 20 minutes outside in the dead of winter in a mini dress trying to explain that I am romy. Then she started filming me. What?

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Fuck I’m alr addicted to twitter

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I feel like you don’t have an “addictive personality”, you’re just using drugs that are scientifically proven to be extraordinarily addictive chemically. It’s like those girls that claim to have a “flirty personality”. But they’re just flirting with people. I don’t get it