Jack O'Brien

Co-founder Cracked. Co-host Daily Zeitgeist. Head of Comedy iHeart

[Jack O'Brien @jack_obrien]

I endorse this comparison for the simple reason that nobody has ever seemed more destined to die on the toilet

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

[rhinestone plowboy @XanderGalbraith]

Ok, but the point between "I would like to see a ball hit into space" and this is what "creation" is. You had no control over what the AI actually chose to push out, which might explain why the batter is wearing catcher's gear

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

This shows the differences between MJ and LeBron’s games. MJ was more of a score first gambling addict. LeBron’s much more comfortable creating (gambling addiction) for others

[intern @intern]

Awhile back, I tweeted a dumb joke that subtly let everyone know it was my birthday. It was not my proudest moment and I promised myself I’d grow up and never fish for attention like that again.

That was exactly 2 years ago today. Crazy how much people can change

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

congrats @michaeljordan

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Why does everybody need to sell out to these demons. Does he really need more money?

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Ken Paxton seeing this

[onion person @CantEverDie]

have been really enjoying this chess account wolloping on elon musk for the last 12 hours. elon musk continues to be one of the dumbest people around its incredible

[Nate Duncan @NateDuncanNBA]

Maybe my favorite hilariously wrong argument in this whole Clippers saga: Steve Ballmer is really rich and sophisticated so he'd never do something this dumb. People really were saying that after Pablo's first pod dropped.

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Yesterday was a crazy Twitter day.

But the best part has been going through the archives

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

If 9/11 happened today it would be 9/2, dumbass.

[Nick Parco @nick_parco]

You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

🚨BREAKING: The NBA has found the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to funnel Kawhi Leonard money via third parties.

• Clippers fined $30 million
• Steve Ballmer must let Pablo Torre touch his head
• "Pablo Torre Night" every Friday at Intuit Dome
• Pablo Torre gets to commit arson on Intuit Dome
• "Pablo Torre Night" every Monday at Intuit Dome
• Bradley Beal renamed Pablo Torre
• Pablo Torre gets to sub into games, if he wants
• Pablo Torre given Inglewood, California

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Congrats Pablo.

[Jack O'Brien @jack_obrien]

Joe Rogan of the Left might just be his name like Jesus of Nazareth

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

he saw all those articles and decided HE'S the joe rogan of the left

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

“People wouldn’t create anything without a profit motive.”

Literally the entire internet was compiled almost virtually for free by nerds and randos. It didn’t start to suck until corporations turned it into a dystopian hellscape of ads and misinformation.

[very tall bart @TallBart]

It sucks that the self is fluid. It’s such fucking bullshit I can’t exist permanently and unchanging. Always becoming pisses me off

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone.

This is always how I will remember her.