Jack Smith

WE ARE DAMNED!

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I haven't had any formative experiences in hot tubs

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Elizabeth Taylor and a samosa

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my boss loves me

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my mom has installed a painting about the repeated death and reinvention of innocence above my childhood bathroom, but refuses to admit that she misses me.

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my mom has this painting facing the toilet and i just realized it's actually very sad :(

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this is a painting about 5 kittens who've lost their mother figure and are playing with her scents and usual things, just beginning to consider what it means that she's gone. the circular composition - the mirror to clock to flowers to table to mirror again - makes it cyclical:

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this got liked by @DogsTraining13 !

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last story: grumpy nun brings a shark to german politics
next story: retired gay musicians find a dog that returns their memories
story that got me into the program: ontario mennonites dig up strange potatoes
story that almost killed me: my dad burying a dead sheep beside a giant

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no one's gonna stop me from this risotto

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https://t.co/j7ApShT1mJ

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the winner TAKES IT ALLLLLL

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brings a guy over
sexfully removes a pot of muffin batter from bed
turns abba up

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@politicaIesbian Women are more important than men and they need more attention

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@politicaIesbian Women aren't

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previously....

him: i'm so close
me: RIGHTEOUS

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i'm ruining my life

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no longer calling it 'bottoming' it is now 'the sexual proletariat'