Jack

Enjoys long walks on the beach

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[໊ @user0000O0]

i bet driving into a tree feels good as fuck

[ian cognito @bjorknowitzki]

he shall know your ways as if born to them

[DC 🍉🐍😼#Corbin4MVP @dcbacks]

Did we all just fucking forget the premise of moneyball?

[myq 🇵🇸 @welloksure]

*to the tune of uptown girl*

baseball game
something something something
baseball game

[supportive friend 🇵🇸 @kasspatzln]

smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): a b c d

will hunting: yeah yeah… a b c d, e f g. that's the alphabet, page 98, right?

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Happy opening day to Timothee Chalamet

[i like food @messedupfoods]

do you eat poptarts with or without the peel?

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

Some sick bastard hung a full grand piano above my door & it fell on my fucking head. Needless to say it squished me. My teeth look like piano keys now and the paramedics had to use a bicycle pump to inflate me back to normal size. I can’t take it anymore. This shit needs to end.

[Jack @jack__barry]

new profile pic or no?

[Jack @jack__barry]

@slime_machine worst tweet from a journalist

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

new Mortal Kombat looks awesome

[Coop 🐝👌🏼 @coopertrooperz2]

Gotta be Regice Spice hands down

[Jack @jack__barry]

eating ass doesn’t give me heartburn