Jack The Dog

Retired Fetcher, Bacon Grease Aficionado, Head of Security Detail at Dan and Kana's house. Defund Animal Control!

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"GOODBYE COOL WORLD! Catch y'all on the flip side."
- JACK (1/14/2006-3/17/2023)

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@robertloerzel Will someone tell this undomesticated bastard that this the "dog" beach? Probably doesn't even have a collar, let alone a rabies shot.

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It's still a dominance thing.

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My biggest regret? Getting fixed against my will.

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@AndyRichter this is the asterisk after "thou shalt not kill"

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Bet y'all thought i was dead. Nope! The good doctor @krach_md has been helping me in my old age... when she's not busy "socking" it to kidney disease. #WorldKidneyDay #HappyWorldKidneyDay #NotDeadYet

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@krach_md hey girl... you gonna give me a fuckin' treat or what?!

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You know you're old when the veterinarian just starts chanting "FOUR MORE DOG YEARS! FOUR MORE DOG YEARS!"

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Donald Trump was twice charged with humping a 2 yr old (14 in dog years) pup with Epstein... fuck what ya heard bout slick willy.

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can't teach an old dog new tits.

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I've only humped twice in my life. It was the same guy both times. It was a necessary dominance thing

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OMG! Smells, am I right?! You guys know about smelling stuff, yeah?

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@DanSchuld @chitownsatan you have no idea.

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@chitownsatan Keep saying testicles, like you ain't been neutered.

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@Jack__The__Dog you're a dick!

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@DanSchuld goddammit dude! You really gotta put that on twitter?!

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@SheRa_22 I'm a dog... and I approve this tweet.

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Been sniffin' asses all my life. #doggystyle23

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.@ChurchLady2012 ezra's older brother, Jake, who dad always loved more. "You're Less Than Jake" he would often whisper in Ezra's ear.

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.@HUSBNDMaterial same here. humans... am I right?