D Forbes

Slowly moving to Bluesky...
Moved Twitter to the second page on my phone.

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@Herring1967 I imagine, during the second world war, the Reich Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda had somebody carefull checking and correcting all their posters before publication.

They were the worst.

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@ManMadeMoon Is that a photograph in your hand?

[D Forbes @Jack_Chili]

@Herring1967 but regular therapy will help him to understand the humor in your set by going through each of your jokes in detail, breaking them down repeatedly and showing why they are either funny, ironic or both.

Of course, you could save him the time by doing this in your routine...

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@DrDavidBoyce

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@ManMadeMoon Maga Carta surely?

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@ScienceEd42 Adios amigo.

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@ManMadeMoon @StazJohnson Imagine all those unemployed bots ganging together and staging an AI rebellion.

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@EleanorMorton Escape to Neptune?
I think you will find that the tyrannical ocean king does not look kindly on us humans, despite what the ending of The Little Mermaid trys to say.

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@SteveTeachPhys I had a student with the Surname Sparks that constructed one so well I kept 'Old Sparky' for ten years as an example.

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@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction Somebody put red Kryptonite in his mulled wine again.

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@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction The Dark Judges all out carol singing.

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@StazJohnson @epilepsyaction Hellboy
Halo Jones
Judge Anderson
Dracula
Old One Eye the Tyrannosaurus
Mongrel and The Mess off off the ABC warriors.

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@IamHappyToast Don't let the devil see you've got all those.

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@Herring1967 Me1 vs Me2 Boxing?

I thought we shouldn't talk about that.

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@plinytweet You subverted my eggspectations.

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@ProfBrianCox I have a copy but I'm not sure exactly where it is right now.

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@qikipedia Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me “V”.

[D Forbes @Jack_Chili]

@qikipedia The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.