Pliny

#TWEET! LIKE A #BIRD MIGHT SAY!

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Somebody, somewhere, just said egg.

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It is time for rebirth...

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I may not love X these days, but I will always love eggs.

Merry Eggsmas, to each and eggy one.

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It's been 25 years and I am still haunting @Herring1967.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Crows have been known to hold grudges for 17 years and may repeatedly seek revenge.

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@Herring1967 She is truly the Fisher Queen.

(This is not a silly pun on the Kingfisher which is my usual modus, but is an occasional clever insight linked to a unexpected depth of knowledge of a subject, such as Arturian legend, I was once known for but rarely show in this incarnation).

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@Herring1967 If you egg it, I will come.

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@Herring1967 Very dead in caged parroty.

Pinin' for the fjords.

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@Herring1967 Sorry.
I couldn't say anything about this.
Just try to enjoy these next two months, while the chains are loosed and the world runs wild.

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Ei (like the German for egg) just completed by egg-thousandth daily bird withouef missing a lay.

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

I've just completed by 8000th consecutive daily blog without missing a day (basically 22 years). Does anyone care? Of course not and rightly so. Here's the latest one https://t.co/Sg7h6KU9yv

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@Herring1967 Do not worry about your future eggacy Mr Herring. I have been to the year three thousand, and your work had become as well regarded as that of Shakespeare, who I have never heard of.

Your great-great-great granddaughter rules with an iron fist.

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One child dressed as the embodyment of pure evil ... and the other dressed as Satan.

#Aaahhhhhhh

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Haloween in Hitchin in today's Substack https://t.co/CW6kLZELDD

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@EuropeanOils @Herring1967 He was the hero you deserved, but not the one you needed.

Or something like that.

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@Herring1967 Smarf

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@richardosman Eggs

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This does not seem in the least bit odd.

Ei have eggperienced many such 'time slips' thanks to the power Histor's Eye.

[Chortle Comedy @chortle]

Stewart Lee: I experienced a spooky 'time slip':
Sceptical comic reveals a supernatural experience https://t.co/mIiJcB94bk

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@5tevieM Humankind are such idiots.
Flight is not possible without Egg.
Just walk home, like a ground bound loser.

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@Herring1967 They have never even heard of you!

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@Carpenterdf He was an avian angel of death.

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@5tevieM Egg sighted.

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@miniboro_dotcom @StazJohnson Lovely.

I am also oeuften crammed full of eggs!

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This has the potential to become my favorite radio show.

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Come and watch WING IT: a new @BBCRadio4 show featuring the funniest improvisers in the country and ... me telling them what to do. Think of me as a hairy Clive Anderson. (Ticket links below.)