Ranibow Sprimkle

Official World Record Holder. Variously called 'local character', 'nutjob', and 'quiche eating terrorist sympathiser'. The Jack Dee of Dewatering.

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

Football Prediction time (and yes I have a dreadful record on these!)

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@PolitlcsUK Maybe it's time we just banned twitter in the UK (yes I appreciate the irony)

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

FIFA are now in proper Trumpian territory where they just don't give a shit about how bad they look

BBC News - World Cup 2026: Fifa bans fans from taking water bottles into stadiums - BBC Sport
https://t.co/nYRmOSEUuk

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@geronl @PolitlcsUK Please say you are a bot or a troll and not as thick/gullible as you are coming across

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@SikoBeanis @PolitlcsUK @CountBinface Membership statistics are notoriously unreliable

If they start to win some seats in parliament then fine let them have a place in debates. Currently they are the joint 11th biggest party by MP share, and that depends how you independents

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@geronl @PolitlcsUK Ah you mean BLM? So you think racism is ok then?

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@christopherhope Tense exchange? Or Farage being utterly owned for stirring up hatred?

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@geronl @PolitlcsUK He blames "white people" for rioting if they riot. And rightly so. He doesn't blame people for things they haven't done - you are once again getting upset at things you've made up

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@TheLaziestJap Again, I'm unsure how a conversation with a friend 6 years ago about me going into London at the same time as a protest is an indicator of anything beyond that I have friends and have visited London? Maybe you should clear with the point you are attempting to make

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

Well that was an eventful day....

#london #londonprotest #fla #blm #protest #protectthestatues #londonriots #londonprotests #londonisopen https://t.co/4oUVN4nK6y

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@TheLaziestJap Your point?

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@TheLaziestJap @PolitlcsUK Sure, I mean aside from the fact you are talking absolute bollocks

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@TheLaziestJap @PolitlcsUK Ah see, now you are confusing me with rape gangs and murderers. I appreciate it's difficult to understand things when you have the IQ of a sardine but that's not your fault

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@geronl @PolitlcsUK Ah see. I meant real things not things you've made up in your head and then got upset over

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@theWokeholics @PolitlcsUK Sadly (for you) when you start using phrases like "mongrels" your position is null and void as it shows that you are more interested in hatred and division than any pretence of preserving history or other such bollocks

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@PolitlcsUK Frankly he got off quite lightly. Really he should be apologising and resigning

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@FabrizioRomano And who will they be appointing when he's sacked in October?

[Prof Colin Talbot (rerum cognoscere causas) @colinrtalbot]

If this isn’t incitement to violence I’m not sure what is?

And btw the Judge said quite clearly the victim would have died whatever the Police did. So no, he wasn’t “murdered by racist police”. They behaved badly, but they didn’t murder him.

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@reformexposed @RobKenyonReform Tbf he's probably never been inside a library. I can imagine any word longer than about three letters might be a challenge too much

[Ranibow Sprimkle @Carpenterdf]

@KirstieMAllsopp @ZiaYusufUK That's a bit harsh Kirstie. Some morons are lovely. Zia aspires to be a moron

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Morons outside Southampton police station expressing 'pure cold rage'. I wonder what gave them that idea.
#FarageRiots