This is the best charcuterie board I’ve ever had and I’m proud of how I attacked it. Walked out of the line to a standing ovation. Set the tone for everyone once on how to stack their boat
If you STAND UP to wipe, you belong in an insane asylum. Yes there’s people that do this, they could be your friends, family, coworkers, whomever, but they’re amongst us. Be careful out there
To be fair, brussels sprouts wasn’t getting accessorized like that back in ‘87. Dem joints were over boiled and buttered until ‘98. Brussel sprouts got Sweet Potatoes’ agent and leveled up.