Jack Jonah

my friends are pretty awesome and they make my life pretty awesome too.

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Shits redic

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Bacardi gravs man

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can't smell anything that's how high I am

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When in doubt poop in your hand

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Shake ya assssss crack

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Hayley confidently asked for gas on register 2 not pump 2 #tooturnt

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She's a brick wall of vodka

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I'm so sorry but I dropped a tomato by your foot and I don't want you to step on it

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Someone just told me to stop or they're gonna bite me and give me AIDS

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Omg my thong is still around my armpit

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"I'm just gonna eat my boogers and see which ones taste like Coke"

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I could look more like this girl than this girl does

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"look at my...self expression!"

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A German spider?

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His head looks like a meditation globe

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"If it's not a thong I'm never gonna wear it... All i have are pictures of me at the bar"

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@hannahtorff ahh I loved it too it was such a pleasant surprise 💕