Jack McLaughlin

Lettin' the people know what they wanna know. Just out here living the dream. 7x Turkey Trot medalist 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

@JoshPateCFB What if conference championships are baked into the 24 team playoff. Top 6 SEC teams in one quadrant, 6 Big 10 teams in another. Top 2-3 ACC and Big 12 on their own quadrant, and fill in the last 6-8 with G6 schools?
-San Clemente, CA

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

After THE Bail Mary, it looks like the fix is in for either SMU or Florida State with this note on the scoreboard saying, “Partial power outage- time kept on field”

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

Matt Freeze and Tim Ream forgot their helmets and drool cups at home

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

The only thing softer than these water breaks is Charmain and even then…

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

TF is this “hydration break” back in my day we did dehydration training. Kids these days… #FIFAWorldCup #HydrationBreak #Soft

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

How to find the best breakfast burrito in town: Go directly into the bathroom. If it looks like your hands will get more dirty than clean from washing your hands in there, you’ve struck gold. Sorry, I don’t make the rules just bring the heat

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

Going to start attacking life with a “What’s the course record” mentality. Bout to ski: “What’s the course record?” Running on the treadmill: “What’s the course record?” Get out there and set the tone from the shoot. Ain’t nobody going to be confused about the task at hand

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

The hate on nickleback is completely unwarranted. I will correct ppl from here on out. They ROCK 🤘🏼

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

Les Snead needs to look into the portal to find a veteran CB to replace Cobie Durant. Some of those dudes in the portal are older than me

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

You heard it here first Andrew Luck has been waiting for this moment. Take the colts SB champs and Andrew Luck SB MVP. Thank me later

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

With Daniel Jones out for the year and Riley Leonard week to week with a strained knee ligament, the Colts will work out QB Philip Rivers on Tuesday, as NFL Network reported.

It is Rivers’ birthday today; he turned 44 years old and last played in the NFL in 2020.

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

I’d give away the intuit dome to restart as an expansion franchise. And be forced to play in a ymca with rims that are “close enough” to 10 feet for the next 50 years than keep trying to win with this core that we have @LAClippers

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

That’s all fine and dandy but who has the best burnt ends. That’s where I wanna be

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Austin has better brisket.
KC has better ribs.
Carolinas have better pulled pork.
Sausage is a wild card.

But the true mark of a good BBQ joint is the turkey. If that's good, everything else will be too.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Yankees Debut New Gloves https://t.co/Gy52BXP37X

[Jack McLaughlin @jack_mcLAUGH]

Just means more

[NCAA Men's Wrestling @NCAAWrestling]

"WYATT HENDRICKSON JUST BEAT GABLE STEVESON!!!!!"

#NCAAWrestling x 🎥 ESPN/ESPN+

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Boo our national anthem, find out 🇺🇸

https://t.co/DIt3eWCQoa

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore https://t.co/kmV9woRIJ7

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

my tiktok still workin if any ladies wanna pull up