Jack Pammer

I mostly come here for football news and to be disappointed in politics

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Even Oceangate made better subs than Southgate

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

DM us if you need to talk, @afcbournemouth 🤝

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

We understand that, with his agreement, @SevillaFC have put out a press release late this afternoon that Alex Telles is playing for us next year. This is right and he has signed a contract with Sevilla for 2023. He will be playing for Sevilla next year.

[Sean Nolan @SeanNolan_]

The break up was described as cordial

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

It was quite the scene today. As Tiger walked from the clubhouse area to the first tee, a grown man summed up the crowd’s collective mood nicely:

“Holy shit, I’m about to f—-in’ cry.”

[Chris Dixon @chrismd10]

Hope no one was underneath. Nasty way to go…

[Hugh Brechin @HughRBrechin]

Who is Sauron? The downfall of a passionate jeweller

[slommy @xcinseri]

nice led headlights you fucking piece of shit

[chels 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsmufc]

funniest thing i’ve seen all day this

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

“We did everything we could.”

“Did you lock down when scientists advised?”

“No.”

“Did you raise sick pay so people could afford to self isolate?”

“Also no.”

“Did you sort out testing and contact tracing when infections were low to get a grip on outbreaks early?”

“Err, no.”

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

It is genuinely brilliant that so many people have received their first dose. Absolutely wonderful.

But you have not “been vaccinated” until you’ve received *both* doses. 400k people have done so to date. This is the number that has “been vaccinated”. Transparency matters.

[Justin Madders @justinmadders]

Here is a reminder of some of the failings in the past 12 months that have led to so many infections & deaths-

1.The PM missed 5 cobra meetings at start
2. The Government ignored warnings about pandemic preparations
3. They allowed ppe stockpiles to run down (1/10)

[sophie 🥀 @hangsamans]

i just cannot get over this country being so obsessed with closing the borders and controlling immigration and then NOT closing the borders during a pandemic

[Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight]

They also don’t walk round fucking Sainsbury’s, David

[martha @mxmsworld]

Tier 4 wasn’t even in the syllabus but has showed up in the exam???

[UnitedReds @UnitedRedscom]

Why couldn't Maguire of been sentenced to two years in a Greek prison 😭

[Kris Heneage @KHeneage]

I won't believe Trump has it until Fabrizio Romano confirms it.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Chadwick was really out here shooting all of these huge action movies while fighting stage 4 colon cancer. Man. Strong isn’t even the word.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Gutter journalism. #FakeLaw by The Sun and The Mail.

A truly vile exploitation of a grieving widow to make dishonest and intellectually void attacks on legal aid and the rule of law.

Here’s why it’s nonsense:

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[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"It's uncalled for, it's out of order!"

"If I was Semedo, I'd come off Instagram for a bit..."

@rioferdy5 and @GaryLineker on Alphonso Davies taking names in the Champions League 😂

#Club2020