Jack Paschall

just a tweetin // Leo

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes

[Eugene @ScienceDJX]

HE FLED THE COUNTRY TO ESCAPE BEING CHARGED FOR RAPING LITTLE BOYS, and yet he just waltzes into Trump's property, protected, to dedicate a golden statue.

[Jack Paschall @jack_paschall]

@tru_fru Noodle & Penny

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

When someone tries to downplay the president’s recent post of an AI photo depicting him as Jesus, as if he’s not trying to make himself out to be divine, you may remind them that he’s also posted these.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Why is our President praising Allah on Easter morning?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: When someone's nice to me, I love that person. Even if they're bad people. I couldn't care less. I’ll fight to the end for them

[Tandy @dantypo]

Is it possible that after all it witnessed, maybe Noem’s dog shot itself?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mockler: So your theory, first of all, is that Cricket walked in on Bryon Noem in the act, saw too much, and that’s why Cricket had to meet this unfortunate, tragic ending?

Moskowitz: Dogs know all our secrets. Cricket knew. Kristi Noem said today that the family was blindsided. Cricket wasn’t blindsided. Cricket knew.

Cricket was blindsided when she took him out to the rock pit and shot him.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

DC RUMORS: Corey Lewandowski has reportedly dumped Kristi Noem and is now dating her husband, Bryon.

[Elai @elaifresh]

Holy fuck

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?

PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t.

Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?

PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.
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[Cadence @Lemommeringue]

Shooting my friend who’s having a heart attack because it’s quicker than calling 911

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

★ 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑵𝒐𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 ★

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[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

This is the new Secretary of Homeland Security.

What “Homeland” will he be defending?

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

[GENARO @n_makhubele]

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before we answer the phone

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t know what's longer:

a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

seeing all of the preteens dancing to a classical rendition of 360 by charli xcx in bridgerton was so fucking funny for no reason like yesss the children yearn for brat summer regardless of time period