Jack Shields

25 year old BioChemistry/Bioinformatics Graduate.
Chess prodigy, turbo genius and general over exaggerator

[Freddy Gray @Freddygray31]

This must be the greatest typo ever.

[Esteban Ocon @OconEsteban]

Ps: this was a very close second place 😜

[Bedfordshire Police @bedspolice]

Do you recognise this man? We believe he may be able to help us with our enquiries about an assault in Icknield Way, Luton, on 3 July.
We understand these pictures are low resolution. However, any info, please call 101 or visit https://t.co/0N3s8pVFkp quoting 40/38241/22

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

I've single handedly solve the issue. No thanks needed.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

rt if you've never been impeached once let alone twice

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

@CaitlinMorterr

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

I have been publicly embarrassed
https://t.co/gHxQJwNm8s

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

I just got to play a game of chess against @GMHikaru. It went exactly as expected.

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

@CaitlinMorterr Pft, I’ll take your word for it. I’ve been out of the game too long... I’ll just pretend I was ever in the game in the first place.

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

@CaitlinMorterr Surely even results from the machines that do work are going to be useless too? Memories of mcBane teaching us about standard conditions

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

I knew my dads friends were weird, but I just read a 12 stanza poem by one of them all about how he wanted to go up to the shooting range on the mountain and shoot his guns...

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

@van_buul He's never built a swimming pool though...

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

also, why are there so many videos on Youtube of guys living in a hut in a forest, building swimming pools out of sticks?

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

funny how in 20 years I didn't once have a dream about missing or forgetting to revise for exams but now I'm done with all that I get these dreams on the regular.

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

@CaitlinMorterr Have you ever seen Blade Runner? Easily one the best looking 80s movies...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Where’s Flextape when you need it!?

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

@CaitlinMorterr I assume that's to stop them from leaking or something?

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

It might be an unpopular opinion, but that game of thrones episode was a bit boring... Not bad, just very uneventful given that there are only 6 episodes in the season.

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

I hate people's reaction when I tell them what I'm studying, "so you're some kind of genius then." ...If you knew me, you'd know how hilariously untrue that is. It really hits me in the impostor syndrome too.

[Jack Shields @Jack_pls]

Triple Frontier on Netflix is only worth watching for Orion by Metallica, you can just skip straight to the credits for the best part.